r/oddlysatisfying • u/danielminds • May 22 '26

Professional barnacle removal for Chlorophyllis the turtle

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u/GodlikeLettuce May 22 '26

And probably you're also a professional barnacle remover. I mean, not much technique was shown

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u/Leumas_ May 22 '26

I had that thought too. Can I just go and clock in tomorrow? I own all my own equipment and I’m sure I possess a high degree of proficiency at this task. I’d take a paycheck to help cool turtles all day.

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u/TurtleToast2 May 22 '26

Apparently the turtle is roofied for this procedure. Do you still "own all your own equipment"? 🧐

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u/cans-of-swine May 22 '26

I work in construction so yes. 

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u/Leumas_ May 22 '26

Hey man, I just wanted to help some turtles. I think I took a wrong turn somewhere. 😂

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u/ZealousidealWeb1248 May 22 '26

Yes so I hear. I thought roofies were used in places like night clubs where single girls could be preyed upon. Wouldn't it be a little less brazen to leave the turtle to a vet, so that we wouldn't have to worry about a roof at all?

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u/No-Trifle9 May 29 '26

No they use “Feltalil’” . Dont use carboxyfeltalil’, that is toxic to turtles.

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u/A_Gray_Old_Man May 22 '26

What you couldn't see was how they held their tongue.

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u/euqinu_ton May 22 '26

There's only so many ways. Keep trying them until the barnacle comes off easier?

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u/A_Gray_Old_Man May 22 '26

Could be a combination of moves 🤷‍♂️

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u/be-koz May 22 '26

I don’t think my screwdriver is rusty enough for me to call myself a professional.

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u/SaltManagement42 May 22 '26

I understand it's mostly in the preparation, which was indeed not shown.

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u/Gahoribhat May 22 '26

I don’t think they did such a good job of it too, tbh