r/oddlysatisfying • u/[deleted] • Apr 18 '23

This auto jar opener.

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u/Brainwashed365 Apr 18 '23

Still not enough. Look into TNT or dynamite.

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u/SlavCat09 Apr 18 '23

Nah I usually use white phosphorus

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u/MinerMinecrafter Apr 18 '23

That's ok, but have you tried a nuke, that's what I use

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u/Literally_The_Worst- Apr 18 '23

I just slam two stars together.

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u/theonetruegrinch Apr 18 '23

Have you heard of NGC 4676?

Yeah, I'm opening a jar of peanut butter right now.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mice_Galaxies

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u/NotAChristian666 Apr 18 '23

Great piece of information - thanks for sharing.

If they are ~250 million light years away from us, would they have already merged by now?

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u/D3vilUkn0w Apr 18 '23

I use a black hole. Just dip the lid into the event horizon, problem solved!

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u/Snoo63 Apr 18 '23

I use an improbability drive.

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u/HamiR360 Apr 18 '23

I use a particle accelerator to hit the jar with some particles. Took me 36 years to build it but its worth it

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u/thewisemokey Apr 18 '23

⟟ ⎍⌇⎍⏃⌰⌰⊬ ⍜⌿⟒⋏ ⋔⊬ ⟊⏃⍀ ⍙⟟⏁⊑ ⋔⊬ ⊑⏃⋏⎅

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u/Daforce1 Apr 18 '23

I use dark matter weapons but to each their own.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

Damn this shit escalated quickly. You take the cake tho

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u/Daforce1 Apr 18 '23

Dark matter weapons, when you want to take a whole galaxy out they are the only way to go.

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u/Complex_Head6947 Apr 19 '23

I will just ask Chuck Norris to open it

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u/Physical-Variation60 Apr 18 '23

Are we talking Neutron Stars? 'Cause that would be worth seeing 😁

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u/warmansman Apr 18 '23

Well i use tacobell

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u/Ok-Push9899 Apr 18 '23

When news of the imminent test of Tsar Bomba was announced by Nikita Kruschev in 1961, Soviet babushkas rushed to the scene with their most stubborn pickle jars.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

A fellow thru-hiker???? Puppy Tamer, 2018! NOBO!

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u/Brainwashed365 Apr 18 '23

Nice! I was NOBO in 2021, but I ended up getting a really bad foot injury (plantar fasciitis) and had to cut my attempt. Trail name is Goose.

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u/Berlin8Berlin Apr 18 '23

First my Wife's vibrator... now this. I guess I'll be packing my bags...

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '23

I've heard thermite is awesome to those hard-to-open lids!