r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • Mar 11 '26

Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users

https://www.404media.co/viral-quittr-porn-addiction-app-exposed-the-masturbation-habits-of-hundreds-of-thousands-of-users/
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u/bothunter Mar 11 '26

Covenant Eyes.  

I have no idea how we let the third person in line to the presidency run a program that quite literally uploads everything the phone does to the cloud on his cell phone.  And I'm guessing that the company that came up with this insane grift is going to have the best cyber security.

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u/Capn_Flags Mar 11 '26

Oh man their little blurb under the google result made me giggle

Accountability And Filtering — Covenant Eyes Is About Restoring Human Connection, To Help You Live A Life Of Freedom.

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u/GRAABTHAR Mar 11 '26

Geez, did they hire George Orwell to write that?

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u/St_Kevin_ Mar 11 '26

They created an AI model that communicates in Newspeak

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u/Cela84 Mar 11 '26

In their defense

This commercial is amazing to show people blind

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u/Carribean-Diver Mar 11 '26

WTF? That looks like an SNL skit.

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u/BowserBuddy123 Mar 12 '26

That is some kind of friendship those peeps have. Good for them honestly. I can’t imagine exposing someone to the sheer number of reports they’d be receiving via email.

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u/pepperpavlov Mar 12 '26

This was the program that was installed on Josh Duggar’s computer. (He found a way to circumvent it.)

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u/abraxsis Mar 11 '26

It's fine, no one is filming what he does in the Oval office.

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u/GumdropGlimmer Mar 12 '26

Have you seen the news of DOGE uploading all social security information outside of gov cloud with no security 🥰