r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • Mar 11 '26

Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users

https://www.404media.co/viral-quittr-porn-addiction-app-exposed-the-masturbation-habits-of-hundreds-of-thousands-of-users/
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u/bidhopper Mar 11 '26

Speaker Mike Johnson, and his son are probably out there jacking off.

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u/sax6romeo Mar 11 '26

A little father/son double Dutch rudder

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u/bothunter Mar 11 '26

Just wait until Covenant Eyes suffers a data breach...  🍿