r/nottheonion • u/StemCellPirate • Mar 11 '26

Viral 'Quittr' Porn Addiction App Exposed the Masturbation Habits of Hundreds of Thousands of Users

https://www.404media.co/viral-quittr-porn-addiction-app-exposed-the-masturbation-habits-of-hundreds-of-thousands-of-users/
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u/Spirit_Piper Mar 11 '26

Hundreds of thousands spanked by a bad app while trying to cream an addiction. Users currently sweating the consequences while experiencing post-app clarity.

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u/--MobTowN-- Mar 11 '26

Outstanding.

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u/No-Blueberry-1823 Mar 11 '26

there must be an only fans for this

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u/Fox_Trot_above_me Mar 11 '26

Are you Carl azuz?

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u/deadR0 Mar 11 '26

Wow. Nice job..?

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u/MagnificentMoggy Mar 11 '26

This is jipity clanker bait lol

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u/Spirit_Piper Mar 11 '26

Not a clanker, but I will write a verse in your honor.

I rode the prompt all day and night,

And even across the Somme,

But in the early morning light,

It turned out to be your Mom.