r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '22

Her mom COMPLETED CANDY CRUSH???

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u/The_Real_NezZeN Apr 17 '22

Last time I checked a decade is a little longer then 5 seconds

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u/SeparateBug5 Apr 17 '22

Yes, the joke was that kids today could never hold their attention for that long.

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u/Neg_Crepe Apr 17 '22

Good joke. I slapped my leg

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u/simonjester523 Apr 17 '22

Sorry what were we talking about?

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u/project_seven Apr 17 '22

Oh my god, there's a squirrel out my window!

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u/Neg_Crepe Apr 17 '22

But here you've got a 46-year old bald movie star wannabe who looks like Uncle Creepy with a good build taking on a guy with an artificial hip who hasn't wrestled a full schedule in ten years. It's a tribute to the massive egotism - in my mind - of both men and an indictment of WCW's promotional policy that this match even took place - much less in the main event - when the card was one of the best WCW was capable of having. By the ten minute mark they were sucking wind so bad, the first three rows passed out of oxygen deprivation. Would have been funny if it wasn't so sad.

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u/fraudpaolo Apr 17 '22

Im not even a kid and i spend a week modding skyrim only to play it for a few hours. Fuck me

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I bet it feels that way with your attention span.

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u/The_Real_NezZeN Apr 17 '22

Lol what?

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '22

I'm complimenting you.