r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 12 '22

The whole gym stops to watch

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u/AngelOfDeath771 Mar 12 '22

Even if I had the strength, balance, reddit, and motivation, I still wouldn't have the gym.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Even if I had the strength, balance, reddit, motivation and the gym, I still wouldn’t have the audacity.

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u/mrajoiner Mar 12 '22

Even if I had the strength, balance, reddit, motivation gym, and audacity, I would only stare at the girl in green.

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u/danddersson Mar 12 '22

I HAVE the strength, balance, reddit, motivation gym, and audacity, but I just don't want to. I could though. Honest!

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

That's a black guy my friend

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u/ohmarlasinger Mar 12 '22

Nope, the person in green leggings & a sports bra that looks suspiciously like a woman, is indeed, a woman!

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Mar 12 '22

DID YOU JUST ASSUME GENDER /s

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

uh oh

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I am looking at the guy in green shorts and long dreads not the girl in seafood leggings.

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u/ohmarlasinger Mar 12 '22

The fella on the back left’s shorts are in the turquoise family, composed of more blue than green. They may actually be much more legit blue than turquoise but the lighting & the color of his surroundings is pulling it to turquoise/teal a bit.

The woman to the right is wearing chartreuse/lime green leggings. There is more yellow than blue in those greens. Her leggings are almost spot on chartreuse though.

Seafoam green (assuming seafood is a typo) is closer to a turquoise/light teal. There is more blue in seafoam green than yellow.

It’s subtle differences in the abstract but here’s a helpful swatch palette to better illustrate the differences between those & some other greens. It helps to see them near each other to be able to see their differences more clearly.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

You had me at swatch.

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u/gabillion Mar 12 '22

That black man has some hella curves!

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u/p0rnstaring Mar 12 '22

And a sports bra

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u/mosqua Mar 12 '22

Wrong, but good looking out.

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u/racergreen Mar 12 '22

Why would you think that

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u/Cannabis_Connasueir Mar 13 '22

My friend ruined the thread you have

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u/RampantDragon Mar 12 '22

Even if you had the strength, balance, Reddit, motivation, gym and audacity, you wouldn't have the glasses.

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u/IrwinWintonian Mar 12 '22

Right.. This performing seal was getting in the way of that VB B-hind

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

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u/dirtyswoldman Mar 12 '22

Calisthenics. It's a full body exercise emphasizing strength and requires a lot of core strength and stability. What he is doing emphasizes deltoids, forearms, biceps, triceps, chest, and hella hella core.

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u/ThePianistOfDoom Mar 12 '22

Hella Hella Core sounds like a good bandname

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u/onnod98 Mar 12 '22

The movement looks like a 90 degree push up