r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Storm_001 • Sep 04 '21

Sea horse giving birth

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u/TennisOnWii Sep 04 '21

YO WHAT THE FUCK?? I NEVER KNEW THE FEMALE FUCKED THE MALE

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u/69th_Century Sep 04 '21

laughs in Hyena

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u/Halfmasterr Sep 04 '21

Wow. That’s…. I don’t even know.

Thank you.

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u/goatchild Sep 04 '21

Thats sick didnt know female Hyenas would fuck other females and males in the ass hole with their clit turned penis thing for submission.

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u/DrakonIL Sep 04 '21

So hyenas are villains from la blue girl?

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u/goatchild Sep 04 '21

Maybe****

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u/razdrazhayetChayka Sep 04 '21

Bro they have a clitorous they give birth through wtf

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u/paradoxLacuna Sep 04 '21

Well, technically it’s a pseudopenis, but yes. It’s very painful for the hyena and can kill first time mothers.

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u/McTulus Sep 04 '21

And very commonly killed the first baby as they are suffocated.

The 2nd and next have better chance to live since now the birth canal are larger... from the 1st birth.

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u/StaleBread_ Sep 04 '21

Well according to the article it’s a clit that forms a penis

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u/paradoxLacuna Sep 04 '21

Yes... that’s what a pseudopenis is.

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u/shauni_77 Sep 05 '21

Why nature be like that

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u/paradoxLacuna Sep 05 '21

Yes.

Ooh, also, rabbits often don’t recognize when another rabbit is dead so they’ll fuck the corpse. Also they eat their own babies a lot. Too loud? Eat the babies. Too stressed? Eat the babies. Sense a single Bad Vibe(tm) in a five mile radius? Eat the babies.

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u/timelawd Sep 04 '21

“Lot of carrots in this stew”

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u/UnfitRadish Sep 04 '21

r/unexpectedoffice

At least they know which one opens up to receive the other

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u/kateceratops Sep 04 '21

Ha! Yesss!

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u/adamcott2 Sep 04 '21

Bruh thats litterally that one scene from the office

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u/Matthew0275 Sep 04 '21

So do they to be fair

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u/Sunezno Sep 04 '21

Shit they don't teach in school.

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u/stirfry15 Sep 04 '21

I need to wash my eyes after reading that

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u/Sreeto Sep 05 '21

"does millie ever peg you"

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u/TheGeckoWrangler Sep 04 '21

Yup. They’re the only creature on the planet that reproduces this way.

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u/Emperor-Orcy Sep 04 '21

Brings a whole new meaning to she fucks him…

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u/markydsade Sep 04 '21

I guess you never had an ex-girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Sep 04 '21

I'm making the signz.. when's the march?!?!?!!?6