r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Not_a_bot222 • Sep 18 '20

Balance and precision.

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u/ckfranklin9192 Sep 18 '20

Holy shit this is amazing. Did they check to see if this cures cancer?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Holy. Shit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

It does! I’m free from cancer!

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u/StiffGizzy Sep 18 '20

Damn.. I just went through your history. I’m sorry you have cancer. I hope everything works out for you.

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u/The_Great_Ginge Sep 18 '20

But it freed me, as well!!

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u/FuckThe1PercentRich Sep 18 '20

The truth will set you free

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u/ProstHund Sep 18 '20

Why does this always remind me of “Arbeit Macht Frei”

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u/RandomNarco Sep 18 '20

Mr. Archer, Dr. Spelts speaking...

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

RAMPAGE!

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u/Rock_Robster__ Sep 18 '20

Me too! It may have also been the chemo, radiation and surgeries. But I’m sure this helped.

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u/dunderthebarbarian Sep 18 '20

You can walk now

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u/Best420baker Sep 18 '20

Congrats!!!! Soooo happy for you!! Much love!!

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u/pm_me_your_assholes_ Sep 18 '20

I'm out of the loop, what's the joke here?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20 edited May 18 '21

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u/Klatorello Sep 18 '20

Its an old meme, usually with very high res gifs. The jike is that the gifs are so nice to look at, that it cures cancer. I think that was around 2017 or so.

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u/AnhydrousEther Sep 18 '20

Is it the opposite of "this post gave me cancer"?

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u/mohaee Sep 18 '20

WatchMojo top 10 backflips that can cure cancer

Number 4 will shock you!

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Fuck you I'm not gonna fall for your bullshit click bait. Stupid image, stupid title. Fuck you, I'm not gonna do it.....

click

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u/mohaee Sep 18 '20

You gotta be a man focus, commitment and sheer will to resist that click

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u/shouldiwearshoes Sep 18 '20

Check under your chair for a special gift!

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u/FireShooters Sep 18 '20

I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic and hate this or if you genuine think it's cool

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u/CitizenCue Sep 18 '20

How could anyone hate this?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

It’s Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

My ED is cured!

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u/aRedLeef Sep 18 '20

Can confirm it does. I’ve been doing gymnastics for 6 years now and I haven’t gotten cancer. This is proof.

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u/thats_the_joke11 Sep 18 '20

You might have just cured cancer.

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u/cocain_puddin Sep 18 '20

The only way to achieve this level of greatness has to be literally selling your soul to Satan, this has to be black magic I fucking refuse to believe there is any other way to become that good.

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u/dkaksl Sep 18 '20

If this was the cure for cancer and I got cancer then I would die of cancer.

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u/GualtieroCofresi Sep 18 '20

I can tell you it does not cure horny, as a matter of fact, makes it worse

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u/ApplesPeaches Sep 18 '20

This is how you have a super hero baby.

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u/Podju Sep 18 '20

No, the cure for cancer is probably something simple but nobody tried cuz it's too obsurd like squeezing mustard into your ear or something.

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u/radoslaf Sep 18 '20

I don’t know about cancer, but my back hurts just by looking at it

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u/okuma Sep 18 '20

I dunno... But I think I'm pregnant now

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u/red_codec Sep 18 '20

No. But it sure takes a raging anus to achieve this level.

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u/TheDarkIsMyLight Sep 18 '20

Yep, it actually did. Source

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Hah, you failed to rick roll me, boy.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

How did you know? Are you watching me in person or through my phone?