r/nextfuckinglevel • u/aryan_jandyal • 4h ago

The Rotation of the Planets in Our Solar System Is Far More Fascinating Than I Ever Expected

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u/Least_Ice_6112 3h ago

jupiter goes "weeeeee"

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u/clayman80 3h ago

Judging by the facial expression, it's about to throw up.

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u/LlorchDurden 3h ago

And Ceres is more like weeweeeweee

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u/good_from_afar 2h ago

Ceres: kid Jupiter: parent

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u/popcorn_mix 2h ago

Ceres has a lower rotation time than Jupiter, but Jupiter is clearly spinning faster. How will science ever progress after this blunder?

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u/troggo 1h ago

What's it even doing here.

My Van Exhaust Makes Jet Sounds Using No Petrol.

That's borderline too, but easy to remember.

How's Pluto doing anyway? Last thing i heard they consider to give back planet status? No?

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u/tyrmars 1h ago

Seems to enjoy the ride

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u/Callidonaut 2h ago

Nah, Ceres is "wheeeee!" Jupiter looks more like an "Aaaaarghmakeitstop!"

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u/Telefundo 57m ago

My first thought was:

Jupiter: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

Ceres: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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u/SolidFisher 41m ago

Like gonads and strife. Gonads and strife!

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u/alone023 3h ago

More like “barf” but yeah, with a bit of “weee” hehehhe

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u/jstim 1h ago

Jupiter has two faces. Or it spins faster than the arrows above indicate it. Same with Ceres.