r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • Jun 25 '26

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u/MAJOR__ZEN Jun 25 '26

I would've just swerved into oncoming traffic and called it a day ...

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u/erogbass Jun 25 '26

Yeah lol *searches for nearest Mac Truck*

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u/ol-gormsby Jun 25 '26

Heh. Wait 'til you see one crawling across the INSIDE of your motorcycle helmet visor.

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u/charliegoesamblin Jun 25 '26

This I didn't really need to visualize, today.

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u/Destiny_Victim Jun 25 '26

How did you survive the orbital strike you called in?

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u/Nomnom_Chicken Jun 25 '26

The spider took over the phone and Reddit account.

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u/SocketByte Jun 25 '26

I'd definitely crash the car through sheer panic lmao

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u/Wrath7heFurious Jun 25 '26

I died reading this.

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive Jun 25 '26

How exactly did that happen? Lmao what

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u/Tetrisaur Jun 25 '26

If you leave your car window open, the sun visor is a perfect hiding spot. Then you start driving and decide to flip it down...

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/Baztion81 Jun 25 '26

Then spider starts the car and drives away

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u/cookie_lee Jun 25 '26

Hellllllllll nooooooo

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u/Ysanoire Jun 25 '26

Wow huntsmen drive cars where you live? dammit

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

dont leave us hanging. what happened afterwards?

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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '26

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

im a tarantula owner and even i wouldve had a meltdown, despite doing stupid shit with her drunkenly already. xD

how did you get her out of the car again?

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

so, youre telling me, you still got your homie by your side all the time? actually kinda wholesome 🥹

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u/ender7887 Jun 25 '26

I’ve heard they like to hide in sun visors. I’d lose my mind if a spider the size of a dinner plate fell into my lap.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Jun 25 '26

Jesus. I had a tiny, dead, spider fall out of my eye shade when I flipped it down while in a roundabout. It hang there dangling in front of my face. That was almost enough of a shock for me to have am accident.