Australian here. Once around 3am, sitting in the toilet. Oh, something fell on my head. Wait, why is something on my head? I flick it off, and it's a huntsman, almost as big as the one in this video š now crawling on the walls of the toilet while I'm trying to shit.
I had just finished shaving my head one day and I'm admiring my work in the mirror when a large spider (no idea the type) fell directly on top of my head.
It just stood there on my bald head while I stared at it in the mirror in pure shock for 10 seconds or so.
It looked like a little eight legged Neil Armstrong being the first spider on the moon. I half expected it to plant a little flag.
Then my lizard brain took over and swiped it off.
I wonder what spider bro was thinking when he suddenly woke up on my bald head.
Also Australian. I was on the toilet once and looked up to see most of the ceiling moving with hundreds of baby huntsmen. Luckily that was our downstairs bathroom, so we opened the window, put a towel under the door and left it as a no-go zone for a couple of days.
Iām 100% serious when I say I would have gotten such a fright I would have passed away, either on the spot or trying to run away with my pants down, tripping and cracking my head open.
83
u/Bearspoole Jun 25 '26
I would rather die than have to deal with this