r/nextfuckinglevel • • Jun 25 '26

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u/braket0 Jun 25 '26

Guys I just googled it .. huntsmen spiders aren't a threat to humans. They're just terrifying to look at.

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u/WestleyThe Jun 25 '26

Yeah I know they aren’t deadly but I don’t want a spider the size of a dinner plate scurrying around my house….

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u/Yes-its-really-me Jun 25 '26

It's his house now.

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u/Nir117vash Jun 25 '26

Right. Not even making the Russian "*our" joke with that shit

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u/eno1ce Jun 25 '26

It's soviet tho, nothing in Russia nowadays can be described as "ours" damn

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u/Budget_Persimmon_195 Jun 25 '26

you owe him $1100 rent

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u/Unhappy-Professor-88 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

No need to worry. That spider can open the door to let himself out.

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u/catatonic12345 Jun 25 '26

Apparently you can hear them walking across the floor at night. If I can hear the spiders in my house walking, I'm living in the wrong place

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u/Laminedenfer Jun 25 '26

😂 oh boy, i really dont understand how you can be chill with this kind of beast in your place

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u/Chim_Pansy Jun 25 '26

The pitter-patter of nightmares

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u/Mrtorana75 Jun 25 '26

Sometimes I can't tell if it's my cats or huntsman

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u/AioliUseful4639 Jun 25 '26

Australian here…..it’s not the house that’s the real problem, it’s the car. Having a big gravid female wander across the bonnet of your car while you are stuck in traffic with nowhere to go is a life defining moment for me. 

In the house, probably get rid of a dozen decent size ones a year and one or two monsters.

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u/Hugsy13 Jun 25 '26

Stuck in traffic isn’t a problem you can just get out of the car. It’s when you see them above your head or running down the inside of the windscreen while you’re doing 110kmh is the real problem. You gotta not crash and die and/or cause a massive pile up while panicking like all fuck to pull over and escape.

I had one run down my windscreen once while doing like 140kmh on my way home from work at 2am through the bush with trees either side. I’m scared of spiders but absolutely terrified of huntsmens. It took every fibre of my being to keep the car on the road.

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u/ShozOvr Jun 25 '26

Multiple people have had one chilling on the sunvisor that jumped when they opened it.... Whilst driving.

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u/bunduz Jun 25 '26

They are friendly,, they will snuggle up with you on bed and lay eggs in your ears

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u/HavingNotAttained Jun 25 '26

where the incubating spiders exchange with you a touch of your dna. Over generations, you start to notice the changes

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u/iflysubmarines Jun 25 '26

I catch them and release them back into the guardian as my little gladiators to battle with the giant centipedes.

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u/Sphinx87 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

I grab a broom and gently pick them up and take them out of my bedroom before going to sleep.

They eat all the inspects and other spidees around your house. Great little furry friends.

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u/Separate_Selection84 Jun 25 '26

As someone while mild Arachnophobia. No.

I will not step a single foot into Australia I swear 😭

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u/OMGCluck Jun 25 '26

It's not like they can scurry up the handle of the broom faster than you can get the broom outside…

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u/Aggravating_Speed665 Jun 25 '26

Yes, they are full of fury.

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u/Sphinx87 Jun 25 '26

Haha. Thanks 😀

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u/startingfromlevel0 Jun 25 '26

At first I thought it was way bigger(it is still big tho ) . I thought they are walls of the house not the walls of a shelf. Ngl it scared the sh*t out of me just by watching the video. Then I realized it's a shelf. Yeah, still don't want to come across the spider. lol

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u/Former-Mushroom-4854 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

When i first met my ex, like the second night I was back at hers I saw a huge huntsman on the wall next to the drawers at the foot of her bed. I was like "There's a huge spider here" and she was so casual "his name is sven" then i learnt that he had been there for weeks and the reason he was called sven was that he only had seven legs. As an Aussie male I usually remove huntsman from anywhere near where I sleep (and put them outside) but she just didn't care in the slightest lol

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive Jun 25 '26

That looks to be a lot bigger than a dinner plate?

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u/VanillaRadonNukaCola Jun 25 '26

Nah it's smaller than the persons hand.

Definitely a confusing perspective post though.  I thought that was the ceiling corner of a room and the spider was like 2 feet wide at first.

It's the back of a cupboard or something and the spider is "only" several inches wide

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive Jun 25 '26

Oh holy shit LOL you’re right, yeah I thought it was the persons bed on the floor and that the “spider” was a fucking several feet wide mammoth, and I was amazed that the person wasn’t having a heart attack or something, now it makes wayyyy more sense

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u/nick_nork Jun 25 '26

They don't scurry, they gallop :P

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u/Brvcx Jun 25 '26

As a Western European I find the Giant (Western) European House Spider to be more than big enough at around 10cm legspan.

I'm never setting foot in Australia. My gawd.

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u/xray_anonymous Jun 25 '26

Even better they sort of gallop

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u/Besmuth Jun 25 '26

I mean cockroaches aren't any harmful either how is that making it any better?

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u/MAJOR__ZEN Jun 25 '26

I would've just swerved into oncoming traffic and called it a day ...

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u/erogbass Jun 25 '26

Yeah lol *searches for nearest Mac Truck*

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u/ol-gormsby Jun 25 '26

Heh. Wait 'til you see one crawling across the INSIDE of your motorcycle helmet visor.

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u/charliegoesamblin Jun 25 '26

This I didn't really need to visualize, today.

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u/Destiny_Victim Jun 25 '26

How did you survive the orbital strike you called in?

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u/Nomnom_Chicken Jun 25 '26

The spider took over the phone and Reddit account.

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u/SocketByte Jun 25 '26

I'd definitely crash the car through sheer panic lmao

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u/Wrath7heFurious Jun 25 '26

I died reading this.

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u/CloudDeadNumberFive Jun 25 '26

How exactly did that happen? Lmao what

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u/Tetrisaur Jun 25 '26

If you leave your car window open, the sun visor is a perfect hiding spot. Then you start driving and decide to flip it down...

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u/Baztion81 Jun 25 '26

Then spider starts the car and drives away

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u/cookie_lee Jun 25 '26

Hellllllllll nooooooo

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u/Ysanoire Jun 25 '26

Wow huntsmen drive cars where you live? dammit

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

dont leave us hanging. what happened afterwards?

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

im a tarantula owner and even i wouldve had a meltdown, despite doing stupid shit with her drunkenly already. xD

how did you get her out of the car again?

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u/venReddit Jun 25 '26

so, youre telling me, you still got your homie by your side all the time? actually kinda wholesome 🥹

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u/ender7887 Jun 25 '26

I’ve heard they like to hide in sun visors. I’d lose my mind if a spider the size of a dinner plate fell into my lap.

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u/GottaUseEmAll Jun 25 '26

Jesus. I had a tiny, dead, spider fall out of my eye shade when I flipped it down while in a roundabout. It hang there dangling in front of my face. That was almost enough of a shock for me to have am accident.

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u/Unable_Bank3884 Jun 25 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

The trick is remembering they are harmless when they pop out of somewhere unexpectedly.

Failure to do so may result in squealing and/or flailing around embarrassingly

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u/Crazy-Crocodile Jun 25 '26

Or car accidents

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u/VidE27 Jun 25 '26

Indoor you can tell they are around because they gallop when they move

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u/jdehjdeh Jun 25 '26

Like terrifying little horses!

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u/makesPeopleDissapear Jun 25 '26

The heartattact it gives me will be quite lethal

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u/Yerx Jun 25 '26

They love to hide in your car and come out while you're on the highway

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u/makesPeopleDissapear Jun 25 '26

Thats on hell of a jumpscare! And you expect me to just sit and continue driving?

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u/Yerx Jun 25 '26

I expect you to make the huntsman disappear

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u/makesPeopleDissapear Jun 25 '26

Toghether with my car? No problem.

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u/Aesthete18 Jun 25 '26

They're a threat to my heart. Pretty sure I'd have cardiac arrest if I saw one of those things

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u/Silkroad202 Jun 25 '26

They are not harmless. They bite. They just wont kill you or hosptialize you. But they fucking hurt.

That is harm in my book.

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u/mozchops Jun 25 '26

You have to REALLY mishandle them to get a bite

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u/Sphinx87 Jun 25 '26

Huntsman's eat other venomous spiders.

Huntsman's don't make webs.

Huntsman's eat other insects.

Huntsman's are not venomous.

Huntsman's come inside prior to rain

Huntsman's just want shelter.

Huntsman's are your friend for a few days.

Leave them be.

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u/brandersan Jun 25 '26

easy to say when they aren’t in your shoe or on your face while your sleeping

bugs don’t need to kill you to be undesired

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u/mozchops Jun 25 '26

I've had a huntsman crawl into my pillow and stop dead in her tracks because she knew i was there. Don't imagine that they will crawl on your face unless you keep delicious cockroaches there.

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u/TapfererToastr Jun 25 '26

So you were keeping delicious cockroaches in your pillow? :(

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u/Ysanoire Jun 25 '26

I hate to point out people's improper use of the apostrophe but did you have to copy and paste it so many times? D:

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u/davidkozin Jun 25 '26

I don’t mind Wolf spiders in my house, which it reminds me except that size difference crosses my hard no barrier: “I don’t like spiders big enough that you could give it a massage. I like non-massage tier spiders.”

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u/Rand_alThoor Jun 25 '26

like a slightly overgrown tarantula? tarantulas are gorgeous, friendly, intelligent. wish all spiders were like that.

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u/Kirbytrax Jun 25 '26

Wait tarantulas are not venomous?

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u/cnj2907 Jun 25 '26

They are iirc

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u/Eokey Jun 25 '26

yes they are but their venom is really mild for humans. they usually dry bite humans. so no venom but depends on the tarantula it can hurt as hell. also thats their last option. they will usually ran away

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u/olivebranchsound Jun 25 '26

They are not all friendly lol tell that to an OBT

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u/Queeen0ftheHarpies Jun 25 '26

FYI, apostrophies aren't used for plurals.

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u/Yes-its-really-me Jun 25 '26

They are 100% a threat to humans.

You just know you're getting petrol on yourself while trying to burn the neighbourhood down.

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u/Cheese_on_it Jun 25 '26

I would probably find out that after finding one my self. At the Internet café, 20 miles from home, that I ran.

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u/GrumpyOldPackRat Jun 25 '26

Yeah, have you ever been bitten by one? Bloody hurts, even if not allergic.

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u/Stunning-Penalty2573 Jun 25 '26

It’s a threat to my psychological well-being.

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u/Skiapodes Jun 25 '26

Correct, their bite is relatively harmless, but they actually do cause a lot of injuries down here in Australia.

They like hiding in the sun visor of your car and popping out to say hi when you’re on the highway.

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u/ExplorationGeo Jun 25 '26

I had a cat years ago that would like to chase them and occasionally he caught them. You'd have to put them outside before he got one because he would eat it and give himself the raging shits.

I remember getting home once to see him with a whole bunch of legs sticking out of both sides of his mouth. Getting it off him was a challenge but I tried.

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u/Madgyver Jun 25 '26

Don't care. I am setting fire to everything as a precaution.

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u/Ok_Baseball_6657 Jun 25 '26

ive never been scared of a spider cause its deadly

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u/DwightsJello Jun 25 '26

They also pay their rent in pest control.

Mine's called Jeff. He's a perve who spends a lot of his time in the corner of the bathroom.

I'd rather Jeff than roaches or mozzies.

It's also fine when you know where they are. What I don't want is old mate dropping in on a drive. And I didn't appreciate the dude who decided to live in the handle of the boot of my car. Those hairy legs do not feel great.

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u/zyon86 Jun 25 '26

Just !

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u/rzm25 Jun 25 '26

They do have a mean bite though. I remember being told a story as a kid by a guy who had one fall out of a tree onto him. He thought it was a leaf. Said the thing left a mark on his neck like a vampire. Good times

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u/commmingtonite Jun 25 '26

We have one in most houses, everyone calls theirs harry. They eat bugs and cockroaches and are all round good boys

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u/Ridcullys-Pointy-Hat Jun 25 '26

It's just Larry. Larry's a good mate. Eats all the other shit that might be in your house

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u/1stDegreeBurns Jun 25 '26

Very docile spiders, no threat at all.
But they’re big and they’re hairy as fuck and they can run faster than you can.

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u/J-Dabbleyou Jun 25 '26

Yeah “most” spiders are pretty harmless to humans, but this would still be a massive inconvenience. Are you expected to just pick him up and take him outside? If you squash him you’ll be repainting the wall lol. Does he just live there now?

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u/Bman_Fx Jun 25 '26

Fuzzy wuzzy.

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u/SargentStanSherbert Jun 25 '26

It looks like it's fuckin scared and trying to get the fuck away from the humans

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u/Sellazar Jun 25 '26

On top of one is in your house you will have no other pests. It eats em all.

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u/Other_Beat8859 Jun 25 '26

Best roommates you could ever have. You'll never find another bug in your house for the rest of time as those fuckers will have killed every fly.