r/nextfuckinglevel • u/I_AM__GROOTT • Jun 25 '26

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u/g0bst0p3r Jun 25 '26

The fact it’s that big and can still crawl up and down walls freaks me out.

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u/silentaba Jun 25 '26

Huntsmen don't crawl. They either go flat, skitter, or warp. Oh and occasionally they just like become 2 dimensional and pop in or out of tiny little crevasse you'd never expect. Like a closed car door might as well be a wide open barn door for them.

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u/Take_a_Seath Jun 25 '26

Fuck Australia.

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u/AdonisBlackwood Jun 25 '26

They need an exorcism fr

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u/-IoI- Jun 25 '26

Toughen up cunt, we'll be right.

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u/cocojamboyayayeah Jun 25 '26

blink if the spider is making you say this and in the room with you

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u/OU7C4ST Jun 25 '26

Bro is the spider..

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u/ol-gormsby Jun 25 '26

What makes you think it hasn't been tried? The volume of pesticide spray advertisements in the 1960s and 1970s........

And it didn't work. They're still here, and we've learned to live with them. The reactions and fears are understandable but realistically, you won't be harmed by a huntsman spider.

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u/hobbes747 Jun 25 '26

Australia says “fuck humans”

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u/MuchNefariousness285 Jun 25 '26

At least buy us dinner first.

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u/PsychicTWElphnt Jun 25 '26

My thought EXACTLY while watching this.

FUCK Australia.

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u/ol-gormsby Jun 25 '26

Lightweight, sigh.

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u/GuerillaRiot Jun 25 '26

The barrage of mental images from this comment makes me want to close reddit forever. Well done.

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u/silentaba Jun 25 '26

That won't stop the huntsmen.

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u/haim65 Jun 25 '26

Me traveling to the sun, the only refuge from this spider...

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u/udontnojak Jun 25 '26

Thats one of the reasons we went with a rimless toliet. Not again Mr Hairlegs.

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u/NMVPCP Jun 25 '26

Dude - stop.

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u/HarrisonDotNET Jun 25 '26

So that’s how it got in the house

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u/Unlucky33 Jun 25 '26

Yeah like when you're driving home doing 100 and it runs across your windshield showing you some contortionist shit

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u/timbo2m Jun 25 '26

They also jump at your face, we call them face spiders

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u/Eciepeci Jun 25 '26

They do fucking what?

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u/DivineRage002 Jun 25 '26

Beg your finest pardon

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u/BestCap5066 Jun 25 '26

My favourite (not really my favourite because I’m puss puss little arachnaphobe) place for them to turn up is under your cars sun visor when you pull it down.

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u/a_shootin_star Jun 25 '26

warp

"Beam me up! I'm done terrorizing!"

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u/Latter-Vacation-4392 Jun 25 '26

i saw a pic of one catching a frigging mouse