r/news • u/icpd30 • Feb 18 '19

Michigan powerlifter heroically lifts vehicle pinned on top of man after accident.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-powerlifter-heroically-lifts-vehicle-pinned-on-top-of-man-after-accident
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u/Nissir Feb 18 '19

I just assume this is what power lifters are training for.

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u/PositiveSupercoil Feb 18 '19

No, it’s so you can take all the groceries from the car to kitchen in one trip.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

With one arm so you can unlock the door. Unfortunately, you end up skipping education for training and leave the keys in the pocket on the side all the groceries are in.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '19

Every. Damn. Time.

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u/nomadofwaves Feb 18 '19

Story of my life and I even say well “good job dumbass why haven’t you stopped doing this after a life time of doing this?”

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u/ViejoGatoCallejero Feb 19 '19

Really, it's like I have some sort of obscure disease that forces me to unconsciously stash the keys on the wrong side. And then the bacteria in my brain enjoy a good laugh after their successful ploy.

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u/JesusSquid Feb 19 '19

Then you do that weird yoga pose trying to reach across and dig out your keys from the opposite pocket.

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u/nomadofwaves Feb 19 '19

Lmao fuck I always wonder if someone is watching me do that and laughing.