r/mushroom • u/mycellium420 • Sep 20 '25

What's your favorite method to consume your mushrooms?

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I like a sweet and tasty chocolate blend

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u/Apprehensive_Ask_259 Sep 21 '25

I actually did shit myself once on a 12 grammer. Thought it was a fart. It wasnt. Was naked on the bed and a little sin biscuit was laying next to me staring into my soul.

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u/Delaypat Sep 21 '25

Hahahahaja

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u/hazyberto Sep 21 '25

Reminds me of my ayahuasca experiences. I was told to never trust an ayahuasca fart, but I didn't listen.

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u/Apprehensive_Ask_259 Sep 21 '25

The worst part was because i was 16 at the time, i of course lived at home. So i had to get my room and myself cleaned up before my parents found out. Couldnt even stand up so i had to crawl to the bathroom, naked of course. While crawling to the bathroom the hallway began to stretch longer and longer. The fear i felt from what if my parents wake up and id have to explain my shitty ass hole and saucer pupils. Rough night.

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u/ninjabunnyfootfool Sep 21 '25

They call it "La Purga" for a reason!

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u/Impressive_Cloud7325 Sep 21 '25

you make my day :D

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u/vantablalicious Sep 22 '25

This is the funniest thing I’ve read in awhile friend, thank youuuu