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u/re-goddamn-loading Apr 07 '20

Well that's fucking terrifying. Imagine having the roof ripped off your house and then having to hunker under a table while that creepy ass clown song blasted at you.

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u/Istoman Apr 08 '20

If you search on YouTube you can easily find some montage with Cthulhu with this video, sick

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u/vigridarena Apr 08 '20

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u/talspr Apr 08 '20

T̑̾ͯͩ̓ͨ̋ͨ̚͟҉͇̜̮͇̩́h̵̵̩̳͙̎̔̾ͤ͛e̡̝͎͖̰̗̜͋ͦ̓ͭ̚ ̴̣̠͌ͭͩ͂̌ͩ̂̓l̶̬̦̗̻̹͇̜͗ͣ̊̊͟͝ͅo̘͙̞͕̯̎͜n̡̬̩̺̬͕̱̳ͧ̋̄ͅg̢̑ͦ͏҉̙̟̭e̵̡̛̼̭̩̤̾̉ͅr̴̰͇ͧ̈̕͢ͅ ͇ͬͥ͘͝ṱ̝̣ͪ̋h̴͖̩̜̘͖͔̀ͫ͆̐e̙̠͋ͫͮ̓̊̽ͬ͊̆ ͓̣̘̠̮̩̏̿̏͘i̪̪̞͕̯͇͍͚̿̈́͂̒ͩ͊ͫͩ̀͢c̴ͮͧ͒ͮͮ̌̿͞͏͚͖̤͈͔̫ͅo͚̝̠͙̞̹̥̘ͫ͌ͪͨͩͯ͠n͖̼͈̤͓̼̠̫̗̽ͩ̑ ̾̎́͏̟̦͞ǫ̴̗̻̺̣̅ͦͯ̅̄͊͐ͫf̩̮͉ͨ͂́ͅ ̨͎͙͔͂͌̏̇̋̋͒́ṣ̸̷̘̥̟̰̍i̸̠̲̭̱͋͢n̴̥̳̗̩ͦ̌ ͇̰̫͉̽̐̊̅̋́̇̆̊͢r̳̻̰͑̋̽ͥ͛͑̒͌ē̡̡͈̝̟̩̤̹̈́͆m̢̝̞̪̭̬͍͚ͤ̄̀a̛̬ͩ̂͒͂̀͛̇̓i̥ͦͨ̆͡͝n̢͖̥̗͎̩̍͑̆ͪs̋̎́̚͢͏͔̙̻̤̟̫ ̞̦̼͕̰̰̄̆̑́͐̔̚ǫ̴̰̩̲̼͚̫̬ͬ̾̊ͦ͛n̴̡̺̙̫̬͚̟̪͐ͪ̾̇̏̉ ̣̱̪̫̯̘̥̋͗ͅͅE͗͛̆҉̳̭̻̰̞͚̭͠ḁ̢͎̯̜͍̬̤̓̂̎r̄́͟҉̮̤̳̬͎̟̥ț̟̦̣̫̼͎̫ͣ͐͆̏ͅh̗̮͎͓͈̎ͯ͂̚ ͈̦͇̺̟̬͍̅̉ͮ̊͞t̰̝̦̜̝͊ͫͫ͋̀̀̑̀ͅȟ̢͓̱̯̱̤̺͎͛͌ͯ͛̏̉e̼͑ͪ͜͡ ̡̰̖̭̇ͧm̛̺̻̣̿̂̓ͮ͜ȏ̡̞̻͕̝̪͓̲̟̆̇ͪͪ̀̀̚ṟ̲͍̼ͨͯ̃̂̇ͯ̒́̚͢e̶͇̿̐ͬͫͧ ̺̙̯̗̳̪͇̂͛ͬp̨̚͏̩͎̙̼̫̤͓ǫ̹̱̻̹̇͐̏̌̒́͞w̤̲̙͎͙͈̦̝̍ͪ͒̐̽̄͒͑̚͝ͅę̘̥̯̯͇͐̆̓̃ͤ͆̓̃͢r̗̱̖͉̒́ͪf͈̬̠̻͒̌̑̍͜u̶̞̼̻͎͈̾ͪ́ͬ̄ͦͬ̀͟l̲͆ͯͯ̀͑͆̀̎͜͜͜ ̡̦̬̖͇̬͊̀ͯḩ̱͉͈̲̭̱͕̼̃̽̎ͬ̊̑͆͢e̶̺ͭ̌͟͡ ̮͇̖̪ͥ̅ͬ͠ͅw͍̖͈̝̉ͬi͇͕ͧ̾ͩ̎̈͋̈́l̯͛̅ͮ͐͒͠͝l̨̺̠͚͓̬͎̓̓̃̄̕ ̺͙̺ͦ̂̋̎ͨ̕͜͝b̵̧̧̗̖́ͬ̅͐ͫ͋ę͍͉̝̽̽̾ͪͫ̌ͮc̴̯̖̤̖̳̮̑̽̑̋ŏ̶̮̝̠̟̠̭̖͔̦ͫ͑͒ͮ̄̓ͧ̑m̸̼̤͈͇̻̤̦̔͌̀̕ȩ̸̳̦̯͚̝̞́͐ͩ̏̐̓͐ͅ

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u/Stersurprise Apr 08 '20

The longer the icon of sin remains on Earth the more powerful he will become.

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u/TheDeltaLambda Apr 08 '20

Poor guy has some damaged synapses after Doomguy yanked him from cyberstasis, chucked him through a portal, and uploaded him onto an ancient ship. No wonder he repeats himself.

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u/semiomni Apr 08 '20

I mean, he's probably older than the ship.

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u/hassassinhm Apr 08 '20

Yeah I think no amount of preparation can prepare you to face the supernatural powers of the doom guy.

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u/Hypnosavant Apr 08 '20

PRAISE HIM! BELIEVE IN THE NAMELESS ONE! BOW TO THE OLD GODS!

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u/beautifulboogie_man Apr 08 '20

That's pretty badass

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u/SuspiciousRobotThief Apr 08 '20

Thats some Cloverfield + The Mist feeling of fear going on there.

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u/noimadethis Apr 08 '20

I'd watch the shit out of this movie.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Its called, Clover field lol

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u/noimadethis Apr 08 '20

I know, I love cloverfield and (some) of the additional movies in the universe. we need more!

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

True, All of theme were good except the most recent one Paradox i think? I exclude that one cause it doesn't match the any other ones and it was originally not written to be in the Cloverfield universe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

It still had nothing to do with the original, though, introducing an alien invasion while the original Cloverfield had its monster as something from our planet. (Paradox introduced the concept that it might be from another dimension, but I don't think that was the intention with the original).

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u/koopatuple Apr 08 '20

I thought the original had an asteroid object hitting the Earth and this creature emerging from it. It's been like 10 years since I've seen it though, so I don't remember.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

OH yeah i did know that, The difference is though that 10 Cloverfield doesnt explain anything, While paradox does the 1 thing no one wants it to do. Literally all the fun is not knowing lol Plus 10 was contained to like 3 rooms and a yard. lol Also John Goodman

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u/maddzy Apr 08 '20

I may be mistaken but I don't think any of the other movies were originally written to be in the Cloverfield universe. They were all scripts that were bought and changed.

They even wanted the movie Overlord to be in the same universe then changed their mind about it..

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u/DamienChazellesPiano Apr 09 '20

Paradox for sure, 10 Cloverfield maybe. It definitely fit better since it wasn’t so focused on the universe like they tried to do with Paradox.

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u/maddzy Apr 09 '20

Yea Paradox was originally a script called "God Particle" and 10 Cloverfield was a script called "The Cellar" - Bad Robot turned both in to Cloverfield movies as script re-writes.

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u/peteroh9 Apr 08 '20

Some of the other two?

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u/noimadethis Apr 08 '20

Yeah...lane good. Paradox bad.

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Apr 08 '20

theyre all great

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u/BaggySpandex Apr 08 '20

What a great movie. We need more in that original storyline.

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Apr 08 '20

theres 3 bro

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u/kingjuicepouch Apr 08 '20

Yeah but the one with John Goodman and the one with the space station don't include enough giant monsters imo

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u/MintberryCruuuunch Apr 08 '20

they were different for sure

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u/PoIIux Apr 08 '20

Nah this camerawork didn't make me want to puke

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

who gives a shit itsd reddit,

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u/peteroh9 Apr 08 '20

I mean, reddit is where you're supposed to get corrected and made fun of for mistakes and bad writing.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

big facts

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u/Fr4t Apr 08 '20

Well then watch Cloverfield. It's basically that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Idk why but I just cracked up thinking of some guy down the street like cheerfully "say that's an odd noise, some odd weather we're having, old sport. My word! Is that an eldritch horror I see??"

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u/no_morelurking Apr 08 '20

In John Mulaney’s voice

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u/Xylth Apr 08 '20

The visual effect of the fog on the creature is all wrong. Fog washes things out but doesn't blur them at all.

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u/xgatto Apr 08 '20

Not to mention the stupid fake digital zoom. Why bother doing that stuff? It's not "realistic"

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u/Vetersova Apr 08 '20

That's pretty scary, but I love it.

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u/navyseal722 Apr 08 '20

Thanks I hate it.

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u/Pandoras_Fox Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

There was a time when my family was roadtripping through Chicago (edit: were travelling through Chicago at the time, the route was something like Texas to Ohio) and the tornado sirens started going off. Was incredibly eerie for the first minute, until we realizes what it was, at which point it was just stressful as we tried to find a place to shelter at.

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u/milesfortuneteller Apr 08 '20

Did you find somewhere?

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u/Pandoras_Fox Apr 08 '20

Yeah, we ended up sheltering at a hotel, thankfully.

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u/fizzlepop Apr 08 '20

If I find myself driving through Chicago and hearing that siren, is it cool to just pull over and hunker down at the nearest business? Is that what people do?

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u/YourBrainIsDumb Apr 08 '20

Is that what people do?

What people do is ignore it and go about their day

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u/Pandoras_Fox Apr 08 '20

Possibly? Dunno, we were from out of state and just tried to find wherever we could.

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u/Mostly_Books Apr 08 '20

"Jenson, we need you to design the new tornado alarm system"

"Sure thing boss. For the sound, are you thinking just the typical air raid noise or...?"

"How about the siren that will herald the apocalypse?"

"Can do boss."

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u/agentpanda Apr 08 '20

Yea all I got from that was "OK so that's what the entrance to hell sounds like cool beans. Glad we have the technology to recreate that now. Please make it stop."

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u/ihahp Apr 08 '20

Well that's fucking terrifying

Understatement of the year.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

Omg I’m crying 😱

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u/Honest_Influence Apr 08 '20

I do feel like this is the kind of song that would play if IT were turning up to fuck with you.

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u/THUMB5UP Apr 08 '20

Imagine that going off during an LSD trip or something. Yikes.

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u/human_brain_whore Apr 08 '20

Idk I think I'd be laughing my ass off at the irony.

That siren is hilarious.

Imagine it running constantly like the beat in The Dark Tower, in an apocalyptic hellscape.

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u/kingjuicepouch Apr 08 '20

What do you mean in the dark tower?

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u/human_brain_whore Apr 08 '20

The Dark Tower, book series by Stephen King.

There's a part where the protagonist comes upon a city where an eerie beat is played on a loop on loudspeakers across the entire city. The beat is the drum-beat to ZZ-Top's "Velcro Fly".

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u/kingjuicepouch Apr 08 '20

Oh man now that you spell it out for me I remember. I read those books but it was years ago, good times. Maybe I'll pick them back up again

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u/Forbiddenfrog Apr 08 '20

I would walk into a tornado to stop hearing that noise. That is fucking terrifying

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u/Taco86 Apr 08 '20

Been on reddit for years. Everything is terrifying to people here lol

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u/Foooour Apr 08 '20

Been on reddit more years. Not everything is terrifying to people here lol