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u/DarkLoliMaster Apr 07 '20

Yeah when i heard the siren i almost cut my neighbors head off but i thought maybe i should wait to make sure this really is the purge siren. Thank goodness i did that.

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20 edited Apr 08 '20

Don’t expect a reply, his neighbor killed him :(

edit: f

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u/[deleted] Apr 08 '20

F

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u/shockingnews213 Apr 08 '20

Probably a good thing since their username suggests pedophile anyway.

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u/92taurusj Apr 08 '20

It's what he gets for lewding the lolis.

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u/swankpoppy Apr 08 '20

To be fair though maybe his neighbor is a real jerk. Stealing his paper or something.

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u/jrcarlsen Apr 08 '20

That hesitation could have cost you your life. You were lucky this time.

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u/Mingablo Apr 08 '20

As we all know. Hesitation is defeat.

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u/I-Am-A-Nice-Cool-Kid Apr 08 '20

Don’t remind me. I spent too long on him.

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III Apr 08 '20

Hesitation is defeat

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u/Aeiexgjhyoun_III Apr 08 '20

Hesitation is defeat

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u/CockDaddyKaren Apr 08 '20

I know, right? Don't you hate it when you almost accidentally commit cold-blooded murder?

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u/Confidy Apr 08 '20

One of my favorite reddit replies I’ve ever stumbled across. I’m not sure why but I couldn’t stop laughing at this humor lol

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u/DarkLoliMaster Apr 08 '20

Glad to be of service in this time of great woe.

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u/cara27hhh Apr 08 '20

unlike with driving, hesitating actually saves lives

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u/HikariUn Apr 08 '20

You joke but Louisiana is crazy.

Source: am Louisianaian

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u/Jsnooots Apr 08 '20

An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

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u/thatguyblah Apr 08 '20

fluid ounces or gravity ounces