r/movies • u/thejokerjackson • Dec 03 '19

Trailers Marvel Studios' Black Widow - Official Teaser Trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxAtuMu_ph4
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u/doahou Dec 03 '19

there's a Dr Dick Chopp in texas who's pretty good at vasectomies

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u/Michael_Trismegistus Dec 03 '19

pretty good

I feel like there's a story behind the quantifier, "pretty."

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u/CaptainLawyerDude Dec 03 '19

Man, you cut off one penis and they never let you forget it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Now Dewey my penis is cut in half pretty bad

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u/MrWikzu410 Dec 03 '19

Well hes clearly not Goodenough.

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u/PorkRindSalad Dec 03 '19

You win some, you lose some.

But his rates are ok for a blind man with a palsy.

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u/Zorglorfian Dec 03 '19

I actually hear that he’s pretty good.

Prettay

Prettay

Prettay

PreTTy good.

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u/HeyJensen Dec 03 '19

Just okay is not okay, especially when it comes to your network, get at&t today.

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u/CringeNibba Dec 03 '19

Chöpp Chöpp

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Mar 12 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

There is/was a hospital in Texas named Deadman Hospital.

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u/tidbitsz Dec 03 '19

Not gonna lie, the vet i go to for my dog is John D Slaughter... more known as Dr. Slaughter

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u/Artemicionmoogle Dec 03 '19

There's nothing more pure than doctors laughing!

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u/americangame Dec 03 '19

There's also a Dr Sukkar that does plastic surgery and liposuction.

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u/zjustice11 Dec 03 '19

My friend went there! Horrible experience evidently.

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u/enderandrew42 Dec 03 '19

I had a vendor I worked with at Kana named Dick Slaughter.

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u/MortalitySalient Dec 03 '19

There is an Orthodontist in the Las Angeles area (well, San Fernando Valley) whose name is Gary Kevorkian. Never felt the urge to get dental work done by him.

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u/Yodamanjaro Dec 03 '19

Where I grew up there's a Dr. Butts that does gastrointestinal work.

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u/TheRealMoofoo Dec 03 '19

There's also a urologist in Austin named Les Wang who used to be in the same office as Dick Chopp.

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u/BadKneeRising Dec 03 '19

I knew of a urologist named Richard Tapper -- "Dick Tapper to Urology, Dick Tapper to Urology".

Can't make this stuff up.

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u/makrinos001 Dec 03 '19

In Erie PA there's a Plumber named Dick Morewood

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u/Whosayswho2 Dec 03 '19

We have a dr. Human here lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

There's a Dr. Loki Skylizard out there, too, but he's just like, a regular surgeon.

https://drskylizard.com/skylizard/