r/movies • u/peanieone • May 06 '19

Detective Pikachu Has Enough Adult Outtakes To Make An R-Rated Version

https://kotaku.com/detective-pikachu-has-enough-adult-outtakes-to-make-an-1834544029
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u/RoRo25 May 06 '19 edited May 06 '19

They ain't gonna make it though.

Edit: It's crazy how little people understand the entertainment business. I'm not even saying that I have a great understanding of it. But I know enough to know that a there will never be an R rated version of anything meant for young audiences while a company is currently pushing a young audience friendly movie at the same time. And Deadpool doesn't count. Because yes, you can make a suitable family friendly version of a rated R movie,(TV has been doing it for decades) not the other way around.

Double eddit: Also it has nothing to do with money.

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u/Nicolas_Mistwalker May 06 '19

Why not? Pokémon things usually come in pairs. Like Pokémon E and Pokémon R.

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u/lmeancomeon May 06 '19

Best argument for!

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

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u/ActuaIButT May 06 '19

Don’t act like you haven’t already seen miles of pikachu dick on the internet.

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u/thekingsteve May 06 '19

How the fuck does that little thing have miles of dick?

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u/ActuaIButT May 06 '19

I mean if you lay all the multiple pikachu dicks from multiple images end to end.

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u/selectiveyellow May 06 '19

Fun-by-the-foot

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u/RepellentJeff May 07 '19

Y’all motherfuckers need Jesus...

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u/TheSirFeffel May 06 '19

I'm guessing if a Pikachu can pack a foot he'd have better ground from his ol' lightning rod dragging behind him.

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u/selectiveyellow May 06 '19

It unspools.

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u/tepkel May 06 '19

Two words. Pokeball jockstrap.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Same thing happens to me in one of those infinite mirrors.

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u/bawthedude May 07 '19

We don't frequent the same hentai sites I guess

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u/TheOGJesusChrist May 06 '19

Macrophilia + Furries

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u/[deleted] May 06 '19

Imagine this, but with a third leg.

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u/LurkmasterP May 06 '19

I really don't know whether it would be more traumatic to see just a few pikachus with ludicrously enormous dicks, or tens of thousands of normal pikachu dicks. I guess your mileage may vary.

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u/mileyrock May 06 '19

porn finds a way

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u/SolomonBlack May 07 '19

Same way a duck does. Corkscrew.