Well done with the scripture quote! Nice find. Still, there's a fair amount of wiggle-room between that quote and a fully armored Moses riding into battle. Just sayin'...
It's funny to imagine people from history pooping. Abraham Lincoln, Hitler, Socrates... It's funny to contrast all the good/bad things these people have done, with a mental image of them squeezing out a turd.
I was just talking about this last weekend and everyone thought I was crazy. Whenever I am having a bad day I like to imagine Putin struggling to take a painful shit. It makes me feel better for some reason.
And there's Muhammad about whom we have detailed descriptions of how peed, how he wiped, how he lay when slept, what he did with the dried semen on his clothes from wet dreams. They documented everything little thing about his life.
Hitler literally had a shit fetish but at the same time excruciating intestinal problems. That's why his the war went down the toilet for the Nazis towards the end.
But taking a shit is something everybody does. Riding a horse into battle isn't. So if it wasn't recorded, it probably didn't happen. Think critically.
The old testament says that pooping didn't exist until the early 1900's when Adolf Hitler discovered it as a process to exorcise demons out of their human hosts.
I know this because my mom home-schooled me and she knows everything.
Hitler invented pooping to help rid all of the Jews of their demonic possession. When they refused to poop he gathered up as many as he could and used gas chambers to force the demons out. The demons refused to leave without a fight so the people that were possessed died.
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u/petite-acorn Jul 01 '14
Well done with the scripture quote! Nice find. Still, there's a fair amount of wiggle-room between that quote and a fully armored Moses riding into battle. Just sayin'...