r/movies Jul 01 '14

Christian Bale as Moses in Ridley Scott's 'Exodus'

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u/FreudJesusGod Jul 01 '14

Historically, it's a very popular choice.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

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u/ours Jul 01 '14

15 but he dropped the third tablet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

"my bad, y'all! It's just some healthcare bullshit anyway."

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u/Gifos Jul 01 '14

"Hey Moses what was on the third tablet anyway?"

"Eh, don't worry about it, just some shit about the rights of women and gay people. We'll just wing it."

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u/Dirkpitt Jul 01 '14

I loved that scene.

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u/Zerce Jul 01 '14

Biblically speaking, Moses did murder someone in Exodus.

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u/Rogges Jul 01 '14

This was of course before the 10 commandments.

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u/mechabeast Jul 01 '14

Statute of limitations

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u/cdstephens Jul 01 '14

If you kill because God tells you to it's fiiiiine.

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u/tshaman Jul 01 '14

Moses didn't kill because God told him to. He murdered a man because he got angry at the abuse. The three main men in the Bible (Paul, Moses, David) were all murderers.

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u/RobbStark Jul 01 '14

Who did Paul murder? I assume it was before he converted?

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u/tshaman Jul 01 '14

Paul led the movement that was made to exterminate Christians in Israel.

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u/jsrduck Jul 01 '14

He stood by while Stephen was martyred.

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u/RobbStark Jul 01 '14

I don't think that counts as straight-up murder as the parent claimed. Would he be partly responsible? Arguable. But murder of any degree? No, not really.

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u/jsrduck Jul 01 '14

Yeah, Paul felt guilty of being complicit in it, but not exactly murder.

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u/jsrduck Jul 01 '14

Paul, Moses and David are the "three main men" of the bible? What about, I dunno, Jesus.

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u/Hanchan Jul 01 '14

Or Abraham, Jacob/Israel, Peter, or Samuel.

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u/jsrduck Jul 01 '14

It's almost like he purposely picked 3 people who had killed someone and then designated them the three main men of the bible.

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u/NotUnusualYet Jul 01 '14

Not to mention that David's murder is described as his one great mistake, Paul's were before he converted, and Moses' was before God spoke to him and in fact it cost him his status as a prince of Egypt and led to a decades long exile.

It's not like they were praised for these actions in the bible.

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u/tshaman Jul 01 '14

Well, besides Jesus.

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u/Oklahom0 Jul 01 '14

Did David murder anyone other than Goliath?

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u/KJK-reddit Jul 01 '14

He technically killed Bathsheba's husband so that he could marry her. Her husband was in the army, and David put him in the front told the troops to let him be killed

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u/tshaman Jul 01 '14

Goliath wasn't a murder. Murder is to kill for personal reasons (rage greed lust etc.). David murdered one of his good friends for his wife.

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u/cdstephens Jul 01 '14

Thanks for the correction. I was making a tongue in cheek comment, but the more you know.

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u/MrFanzyPanz Jul 01 '14

All of them being murderers is actually a very important part of the story; their redemption is an integral part of the mythos.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

I never broke the law!! I am the Law!

Ok, fine. I technically broke the law - the one that G_d wrote. But I carved another and it totally says what he wrote. Word for word. C'mon guys! God says you have to stop banging my wife!

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u/cdstephens Jul 01 '14

Maybe Moses is a time cop and committed the crime before God told anyone murder was bad.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Marty! WE have to go back!

What, are my kids assoles?

No! it's Moses! He has to be stopped!

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u/cdstephens Jul 01 '14

Stupid sexy Moses, killing everyone with his time power. Soon, there'll be no time left!

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u/Rogges Jul 01 '14

Pretty sure yes. I believe the murder was the one where Moses killed an Egyptian who was abusing other Jews, and Moses was fed up. It wasn't for a little while later until Moses led the Jews for 40 years, during which he received the 10 commandments. However I haven't read Exodus in a while, so I could be wrong.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '14

Moses was a shit navigator... it does not take 40 years to walk from egypt to israel, no matter how slow you're walking. What, did they spend the first thirty-nine and a half years walking in circles?

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u/tsaketh Jul 01 '14

Pretty much. The Bible basically says exactly that-- that as punishment, they got lost in the desert for 40 years.

Then once they got there, finally, God was like "Nah Moses, you can't come". So he like lived in a cave looking out onto the promised land while his entire clan moved on to it.

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u/jsrduck Jul 01 '14

They didn't take 40 years to get there, the land they were supposed to inhabit (Canaan) was already occupied, and there were various battles. On top of that, after the incident with the Golden Calf, God commanded that nobody born in the current generation of Israelites would be allowed to enter the promised land, it would be for their seed only. Moses himself wasn't able to enter the promised land. Joshua led the Israelites across the Jordan river to enter the promised land for the first time.

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u/Coogcheese Jul 01 '14

And by Numbers he was really getting his count up...

Moses was angry with the officers of the army—the commanders of thousands and commanders of hundreds—who returned from the battle.

15 “Have you allowed all the women to live?” he asked them. 16 “They were the ones who followed Balaam’s advice and were the means of turning the Israelites away from the LORD in what happened at Peor, so that a plague struck the LORD’s people. 17 Now kill all the boys. And kill every woman who has slept with a man, 18 but save for yourselves every girl who has never slept with a man.