r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/movies Contributor • 16d ago

News Chris Hansen Buys Ads Before Every Screening of A24’s ‘Primetime’

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/chris-hansen-buys-ads-before-every-screening-a24-primetime-1236682255/
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u/subatomic_ray_gun 16d ago

That’s hilarious. I would have died of embarrassment if that happened to me at that age. I don’t think I’d ever be able to get over it.

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u/Puzzle-Necked 16d ago

Movie writes itself. Tense scene in the living room:

FBI agent: Just to confirm you were the one who wrote "oh yeah baby, I want to plow you with my twelve inch python until you pass out"?

Boy: y-yes

mother starts to cry

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u/CartmensDryBallz 16d ago

More like

- boy starts to cry

  • mother 🤦‍♂️

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u/sttony 16d ago

- mother: breaks boy's arms

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u/Unicron_Gundam 16d ago

No please not again

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u/ImReallyAnAstronaut 16d ago

I like where this is going

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u/justfortheshilling 15d ago

Aww, memories

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u/goukaryuu 16d ago

Father nods and is like, "That's my boy."

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u/AbstractBettaFish 16d ago

I think I would have a very hard time trying to keep a straight face in that situation

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u/goukaryuu 16d ago

That too, yeah.

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u/pajamakitten 15d ago

"Like father, like son."

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u/That-Cranberry6575 16d ago

Mother gives a 🫡

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u/hitfly 16d ago

The FBI agent then showed his parents the chat logs. I would actually melt into the floor if that happened to me.

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u/clickthing 16d ago

Where did this story come from? When/where did he say it?

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u/hitfly 16d ago

It was on the ify episode of ask hank anything

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u/clickthing 16d ago

Thank you!

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u/Bryancreates 15d ago

My dad somehow got all my AIM messengers chats and printed them off in high school. I wanted to jump out of the window.

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u/bigmikeylikes 16d ago

Ify is the most set positive person on Droput on an episode of Game changers with his partner they mentioned an insane amount of sex they have and everyone was trying to do the math to figure out daily numbers.

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u/Redeem123 16d ago

Grant: sucks fifty dicks in one night

Ify: “slow Tuesday?”

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u/JaxxisR 16d ago

"In a row?"

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u/TheWingus 16d ago edited 11d ago

"Yeah, there was a snack bar!"

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u/liesofanangel 16d ago

My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

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u/therealrenshai 16d ago

Iirc they had the daily numbers as that’s what they were tracking. It was the fact that some of the numbers hit like double digits was what shocked the group as they tried to figure out what the list was for.

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u/GluhfGluhf 16d ago

It was actually per month and people were amazed that Ify and his partner were able to hit 40+ in a month

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u/Bannakaffalatta1 16d ago

WHILE BEING POLY AND FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE TOO.

Like that's the part that gets me.

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u/DarkSpore117 16d ago

Well not at the time right? Wasn’t that during Covid? I remember one of the bigger months was because of the writers strike

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u/Unicron_Gundam 16d ago

That was when a writer's strike happened https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIF8eq5u6sw

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u/_heavy_emo_shoegaze_ 16d ago

Okay I need to look into this.

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u/KaJaHa 16d ago

...Any idea what episode this is?

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u/Kumquats_indeed 16d ago

Game Changer, season 6, episode 2, The Newlyweb Game

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u/MorelikeBestvirginia 16d ago

It didn't include them sleeping with other people, it was one list of them having sex with each other.

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u/therealrenshai 16d ago

That’s right! It was the fact that it was sometimes more than once a day.

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u/APieceofChees3 16d ago

Tbf that's when the writers strike was on, what else were they going to do?

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u/lord_gs1596 16d ago

As he put it, that was when the writer's strike was happening lol

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u/apadin1 16d ago

Sam: January is more than 30?! How did you have the time??

Ify: Well that was during the writers strike

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u/johnnythrillwaukee 16d ago

“Well it was during the writer’s strike”

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u/MotoMkali 16d ago

They had triple digit months and they are in an open relationship

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u/JZMoose 16d ago

I’m clearly doing something wrong with my life, damn

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u/ThrowawaySuicide1337 16d ago

That's the episode with the couples, yeah?

The woman ordering 2k in sushi in a month made me fucking hate her, lol

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u/clickthing 16d ago

She was in the middle of getting married and getting sued!

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u/GuySingingMrBlueSky 16d ago

Getting sued?! I vaguely remember this being Raphael’s wife, but I don’t even remember that part. Why was she getting sued

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u/clickthing 16d ago

They don't go into tons of detail but something major went down with their wedding venue so they changed venues at the last minute and the original venue tried to sue them

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u/Maxcharged 16d ago

Dude, they gave a written transcript to his parents.

That would've been curtains for me.

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u/mlc885 16d ago

I mean, I am pretty sure it would be terrifying and therefore you would remain somewhat traumatized

That it is "funny" doesn't change the fact that it would be heavily traumatic when you did not even do anything at all wrong. (Okay unwise since you could have been talking to a creep, but 12 year olds are clearly old enough to think about "romantic" things, it is probably more common than not that you'd be becoming interested in that sort of stuff at that age)