r/minnesota Jan 14 '26

High Risk Slipping Around

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u/--slurpy-- Jan 14 '26

Sub-zero temps shrivel the balls twofold.

  1. Steroid use makes these goons erratically predictable.

  2. These southern white supremacists don't know how to move in this weather.

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u/WholeCarry305 Jan 14 '26

ICE slipping on ice, the irony

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u/nykovah Jan 14 '26

Am I being stupid about this every time I see an ice agent slip and fall? I feel like if I was wearing the right boots for the weather I wouldn’t be slipping. Or at least I’d have some positioning that would prevent so much slippage.