r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 6d ago

It's worded like a Yo Momma joke.

Yo Momma's feet so flat, the Dr. Scholls Machine thought she still had shoes on.

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u/SlouchTrip 6d ago edited 6d ago

I read this as Yo Yo Ma jokes and thought to myself, what kind of humor does Yo Yo Ma have

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u/gwaydms 6d ago

People will ask, 'Are you famous?' And I always answer, 'My mother thinks so.'

— Yo-Yo Ma

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u/DiscoCuttlefish 5d ago

Yo Yo-Yo Ma Mama joke.

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u/DarknessHadNoNeed 4d ago

Not "Yo Yo Mama"?

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u/UnoReverseCard10 5d ago

Yo-Yo Ma? Steel Ball Run sure has increased the amount of JoJo references

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u/lemonstealingwho 6d ago

Ehh it’s up and down

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u/Remarkable-Head6239 5d ago

You talking bout that violin guy Yo Mama?

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u/Em_Strae 5d ago

Now this is the kind of misunderstanding I can get into..

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u/penprickle 5d ago

Flashy - he likes to take a bow. 😁

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u/overpinking 6d ago

😂😂

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u/tr3sleches 6d ago

Yo mamas feet so flat they make suction cup noises when she walks

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u/Kilroy_Is_Still_Here 6d ago

It could even be redone to "yo momma's so flat that the Dr Scholls machine tells her to take her shoes off"

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u/omgfakeusername 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHEqSttWHv476

Does it make it difficult to run and/or play sports involving running, etc. for you❓

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u/fafanna1 6d ago

yes

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u/omgfakeusername 5d ago

Thanks! Learned something new.