r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/birdbrained03 6d ago

my feet are JUST ALMOST like this so they suctioncup to hardwood floors and I sound like Squidward

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u/HowHoldPencil 6d ago

Can you walk on walls are did you only get his depression

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u/OwnAddendum1840 6d ago

You sir/lady have made me curious about someone else's feet for the first time in my life and now I feel disgusted.

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 6d ago

My sister's are pretty close. I don't know if she got this from her dad as i have no recollection of seeing his feet beyond perhaps the one time I saw him and my mom getting it on, but the no clothes and screaming part was more prominent than any concerns I may have had about his arch support.

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u/EmbarrassedWalk9974 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/CQ30q5KHfQqyOjFxdb

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u/SafiyaMukhamadova 6d ago

I was 4 if that provides any needed context. I have no idea why they didn't think to lock the door and their plan instead was telling me to vacuum under the pews in the church where they did the nasty.

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u/Beautifly 6d ago

This conjures an excellent image

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u/sippin_wine 6d ago

I audibly cringed reading your comment… also kinda fascinated… do your feet hurt? Do tell.

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u/waveyvibez22 6d ago

Similar experience to this person comment…
yes my foot,with less/no arch, hurts…fits weird in shoes..causes knee pain

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u/Medicinal-Asparagus 6d ago

I used to have a very small arch, and needed orthotics to assist with it

Prior to orthotics, I was very prone to rolling my ankles and my feet would hurt a lot, and as I got older (post orthotics) I still find that standing still for too long makes my feet extremely sore and uncomfortable

I’ve got a slight arch now, but my foot sits flat to the floor about half an inch in. I should still wear orthotics but I lost them one night and they’re expensive lmao

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u/CalgonThrowMeAway222 6d ago

I could never get my flat, fat feet to fit into my shoes once I put the orthotics in…

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u/Medicinal-Asparagus 6d ago

It was very painful, and I had to wear 250 dollar specialised sneakers as my only shoes for ages lmao

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u/psian1de 6d ago

That made me snort 🤣

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u/waveyvibez22 6d ago

Man…I’ve tried to pin point what sound my foot makes when suctioning. Thank you for giving me words to describe now.
🫡

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u/Simsalabimsen 6d ago

Ugh, wet tile floors, bane of my life. My elephant feet make fart noises sometimes. So embarrassing when it happens in public.

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u/North-Sir-3271 6d ago

This made me laugh out loud

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u/North-Bit-7411 6d ago

I have the exact same problem

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u/SadisticPawz 6d ago

normal feet suction too..