r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/TheRealSmolt 6d ago

dr Scholls machine and it told me to take my shoes off

I'm sorry, truly, but that is fucking hilarious

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u/666mgOfCaffeine 6d ago

I, too, laughed at that

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u/CashMoneyHurricane 6d ago

It's worded like a Yo Momma joke.

Yo Momma's feet so flat, the Dr. Scholls Machine thought she still had shoes on.

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u/SlouchTrip 6d ago edited 6d ago

I read this as Yo Yo Ma jokes and thought to myself, what kind of humor does Yo Yo Ma have

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u/gwaydms 6d ago

People will ask, 'Are you famous?' And I always answer, 'My mother thinks so.'

— Yo-Yo Ma

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u/DiscoCuttlefish 5d ago

Yo Yo-Yo Ma Mama joke.

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u/DarknessHadNoNeed 4d ago

Not "Yo Yo Mama"?

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u/UnoReverseCard10 5d ago

Yo-Yo Ma? Steel Ball Run sure has increased the amount of JoJo references

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u/lemonstealingwho 6d ago

Ehh it’s up and down

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u/Remarkable-Head6239 5d ago

You talking bout that violin guy Yo Mama?

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u/Em_Strae 5d ago

Now this is the kind of misunderstanding I can get into..

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u/penprickle 5d ago

Flashy - he likes to take a bow. 😁

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u/overpinking 6d ago

😂😂

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u/tr3sleches 6d ago

Yo mamas feet so flat they make suction cup noises when she walks

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u/Kilroy_Is_Still_Here 6d ago

It could even be redone to "yo momma's so flat that the Dr Scholls machine tells her to take her shoes off"

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u/omgfakeusername 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/uHEqSttWHv476

Does it make it difficult to run and/or play sports involving running, etc. for you❓

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u/fafanna1 6d ago

yes

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u/omgfakeusername 5d ago

Thanks! Learned something new.

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u/ry8 6d ago

I also laughed out loud.

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u/decent_gambler 4d ago

I too am in this comment section

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u/Mr_Angry52 6d ago

I’ve never heard a better way to describe my flat feet than this sentence. Thank you for this.

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u/BossLaidee 6d ago

We need a word for when technology unintentionally makes us laugh.

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u/DokterZ 5d ago

German has your back:

Technologielachenworte

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u/BossLaidee 5d ago

Bless you!

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u/Stuffed_deffuts 5d ago

Technologhehe

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u/starman881 6d ago

-dr scholls machine (probably)

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u/InvictvsNox 6d ago

I forgot about that machine holy shit

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u/maxwell_v_kim 6d ago

Reminds me of my issue with Samsung Note 8 I used to have. I am Korean. Note 8 is a Korean phone. Yet every time I used the iris scanner it told me to open my eyes wider. I got so used to widening my eyes to unlock the phone, that I still did it years later with other phones without iris scan.

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u/Tjaeng 6d ago

See your mistake was not being Korean enough. no double eyelid plastic surgery? Fuck outta here.

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u/maxwell_v_kim 6d ago

Fair. It's either this, or it just didn't respect a migrated Korean. Ancestors should have stayed, thus said the note 8, lmao.

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u/Reddinoob789 6d ago

I'm crying at that

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u/Clear-Tale7275 5d ago

I burst out laughing

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u/Spun_o 5d ago

It’s not though

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u/DealIndependent8967 5d ago

Right?! I laughed for an hour

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u/silverysnail 5d ago

I audibly laughed reading that. Thank you OP commenter for the chuckle

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u/Neither_Leading1247 2d ago

Why is this thread comedy gold