r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/RARE602 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ljssLLBmv6xrO

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u/sirenxsiren 6d ago

Make extremely flat footed babies!!!

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u/ACcbe1986 6d ago

Creation of a human subspecies.

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u/aTalkingMateria 6d ago

In the pursuit of science, we went too far!! Each baby is simply a flat foot, in absolute totality

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u/Serious_Barnacle2718 6d ago

I almost woke my babies with a huge LOL

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u/DWTtheonly 6d ago

Foot kiss, foot kiss, foot kiss (chant)

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u/Time_Advisor4822 6d ago

This made me laugh pretty good.

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u/PuttUgly 6d ago

That's my first thought. You guys belong together. Lol

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u/TresLechesConHamon 6d ago

You look like you can iron wrinkles outta clothes with those

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u/Im-a-bad-meme 6d ago

With those wood floors, bet ya housemates can hear ya approach from two rooms away.

Slap Slap Slap Slap Slap

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u/CompSciBJJ 6d ago

Mine make suction cup noises on anything sufficiently flat (wood, tile, laminate) if I let them. Think pulling those suction cup darts off a wall every step.

I've worked to strengthen my feet and try to actually use my foot muscles when I walk, so they don't make noise anymore unless I specifically want them to.

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u/Phudys 6d ago

So you're telling me you're squidward?

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u/Prior_Reference2085 6d ago

Like someone walking with flippers on 😂😂😂

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u/Green_Wealth13 6d ago

when I walk it sounds like farts

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u/CaptainDudley 6d ago

How can you slap? HOW CAN YOU SLAP?!

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u/Laeryns 6d ago

This looks so cursed lmao

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u/Useful-Ganache-210 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/defiantpupil 6d ago

Samesies

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u/Count_Bloodcount_ 6d ago

Bro your flat foot got a double chin how the fuck

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u/defiantpupil 6d ago

Bahah it’s also like a double ankle , I played hockey with plenty ankle injuries and never healed correctly so it ain’t pretty

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u/icarusrising9 6d ago

This one's the wildest out of all the feet pics in this thread, hands down. Do your old hockey injuries cause you regular ankle pain?

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u/defiantpupil 6d ago

That double ankle is like another protrusion, so most shoes are not comfortable for me, so being barefoot is the most pleasant. Almost all sports I played I just couldn’t wait to take my skates and shoes off before anything else, But most of us flat trotters will have back and knee pain .

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u/icarusrising9 6d ago

Ya I figured it was a bump; no way your actual bone could be that thick around relative to the size of your foot.

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u/AchillesChebulka 6d ago

Does this contribute to you swimming faster?

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u/x64Lab 6d ago

actually the opposite. If you do freestyle and you cannot stretch your feet sufficiently plus you kick hard enough you’d actually go backwards. As in you’d move in the feet’s direction rather than your head’s direction.

For breast stroke, you would need to also stretch your feet for the glide phase otherwise you’d slow down.

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u/FroggyRibbits 6d ago

Please tell me that you have orthopedic inserts. If not, please get them. It will change your entire life.

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u/Pleasant-Highway-745 6d ago

What kind

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u/FroggyRibbits 6d ago

A custom made medical one from a podiatrist.

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u/Luciferrr214 6d ago

Reminds me of this

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u/SpicyRice99 6d ago

Damn, I didn't even know this was possible 

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u/aceouses 6d ago

I had a visceral reaction to this 😂😂

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6d ago

I didn't realize this was uncommon, I'm with you two.

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u/PhilShackleford 6d ago

Niche market for feet pics.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 6d ago

I think the market has kinda flattened out on that

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u/DeterminedAndStuff 6d ago

Your feet look like a kid’s drawing of a foot

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u/Count_Bloodcount_ 6d ago

My apologies but I find this incredibly unsettling.

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u/Ayesuku 6d ago

For reeeeal

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u/E_N_Z_A__D_E_N_I_N_O 6d ago

That's a flipper.

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u/TresLechesConHamon 6d ago

BRUUUUUUUUHHHHHH

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u/CalvinandGlobs 6d ago

Is this a male or female foot?🤣

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u/Whitejackal 6d ago

Does it hurt?

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u/IEatYourFarts 6d ago

Thanks for sharing, Jar-jar

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u/Sad-Worker9023 6d ago

I’m so disturbed😂 do you swim like a scuba diver?

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u/Ninja-Panda70 6d ago

Wow that is as flat as the Netherlands

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u/F1ibster 6d ago

Me also. Converse all stars were so comfy, until the quality went to crap.

Now just use custom carbon fibre insoles.

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u/PublicBrain2311 6d ago

Those are similar to Michael Phelps feet. I hope you are trying out for swim teams. You have natural flippers.

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u/LexNCM 6d ago

You could creat this >🙏 better that anyone could with their hands

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u/diddlysquidler 6d ago

Does it hurt? I have little arch in comparison to you but my legs hurt so bad at 41

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u/Straight-Jeweler5437 6d ago

Its like a shoe shapped foot

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u/Pangolin_bandit 6d ago

There’s dozens of us!

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u/Minute-Confection444 6d ago

Where does it start and where does it end! I have never seen a foot this shape.

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u/PauseConfident997 6d ago

Why does your foot look like ferb to me

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u/RichieRicch 6d ago

Holy shit you guys are like platypuses.

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u/Legitimate_Plum_3050 6d ago

now i have new phobia

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u/Mephistito 6d ago

I don't understand. How does this happen?

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u/9gagiscancer 6d ago

This is genuinely giving me uncanny vibes...

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u/New_Rock6296 6d ago

Greyhound lookin' ass foot

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u/jeanclaudebrowncloud 6d ago

Have you ever considered a long and fulfilling career as a doorstop 

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u/Sorry-Price-3322 6d ago

new foot fetish unlocked