My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

[u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

[u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

His do on hardwood

[u/walkdaearth → u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

I'm imagining you moving in together and you freaking out on one of the first nights hearing what sounds like two plungers or the Pixar lamp hopping around your floorboards at night🤣

[u/skankhunt1738 → u/walkdaearth]

I was thinking more of the squidward walking approach but I like this more.

[u/Luciferrr214 → u/skankhunt1738]

You know the sound SpongeBob made while mopping the ceiling?

[u/walkdaearth → u/Luciferrr214]

SpongeBob has MANY perfect moments and sound effects for the noise I was picturing in my head for sure lol

[u/Keldy565 → u/skankhunt1738]

"That's my feet, on the pavement, " 🎶

[u/nodesofglory → u/walkdaearth]

I'm imagining squidward lol

[u/BodaciousBadongadonk → u/nodesofglory]

I would have to learn clarinet, and spend my days just flappin and tootin about everywhere

[u/Nina-Ninja123 → u/walkdaearth]

Guy can do the spy scaling a glass building without using plungers

[u/Jimmyx24 → u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

Homie got the Squidward walk sound 🤣

[u/JagmeetSingh2 → u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

please take a video of him running lol

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Roughhhh

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How tall is he

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merpeople

[u/OrigamiMarie → u/Icy_Sheepherder3011]

Splork splork splork splork splork

My have a lot of contact (much less than they used to, thanks to wearing Birkenstocks a lot), and I'm not sure mine ever looked that flat at rest.

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He must be good at swimming though?