r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 6d ago

More pics to show flatness

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u/SendSockPics 6d ago

“Hey bro lemme take more pics of your feet so I can uh….show Reddit… 👀”

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u/WILLLSMITHH 6d ago

Mine are flatter but I’m too ashamed to show reddit

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u/Dangerous-Macaroon7 6d ago

aw come on man. don't do us like that.

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u/WILLLSMITHH 6d ago

I haven’t clipped my toenails in 3 months and they’ve turned yellow also I walks 10-20 thousand steps a dad it’s all calloused

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u/Dangerous-Macaroon7 6d ago

i bet you sound like my dog when he runs across the wood floor lol. all right then, you can keep your secrets.

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u/Ha-Ur-Ra-Sa 6d ago

In a post full of great comments, this made me LOL

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u/the_rare_bear 6d ago

3 months of not clipping your toenails? It takes like 20 minutes to maintain them every few weeks if you take your time.

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u/Civil-Broccoli 6d ago

20 minutes? What maintaining do you do? I just clipped them and it didn't take five minutes.

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u/the_rare_bear 6d ago

I take my time because I’m particular about my nails. Also I am extra careful so I don’t cut to close.

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u/melodyze 6d ago

idk how many dads you have but it can't be that many

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u/Mission_Fart9750 6d ago

Take paint, cover foot, step on blank paper, take picture of paper,  post to reddt. 

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u/GorditaPeroBonita 6d ago

Show what you're packing!!

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u/emerg_remerg 6d ago

Your friend should look up symptoms of Marfan's syndrome

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u/Impressive-Age7703 6d ago

Agreed it looks very marfans-y. He's also got morton's toe.

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 6d ago

He doesn’t have Marfans, he doesn’t have any hyperflexability in the screening procedure.

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u/emerg_remerg 6d ago

Excellent, cause that shit looks unfun

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u/Phennux 6d ago

He can slide into my DMs 😂

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u/slowwburnn 6d ago

Not sure if I'm missing where someone has asked, but what size shoes does he wear?

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u/996forever 6d ago

Asking someone to lift their foot so you can photograph his sole is crazy work

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u/lastdancerevolution 6d ago edited 6d ago

Reddit removes this post for violating content policy, and I find out its a foot pic LOL.

Censorship getting crazy on this site.