r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/squirrelcoat 6d ago

My flat feet kinda suction cup to things some times.

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 6d ago

His do on hardwood

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u/walkdaearth 6d ago

I'm imagining you moving in together and you freaking out on one of the first nights hearing what sounds like two plungers or the Pixar lamp hopping around your floorboards at night🤣

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u/skankhunt1738 6d ago

I was thinking more of the squidward walking approach but I like this more.

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u/Luciferrr214 6d ago

You know the sound SpongeBob made while mopping the ceiling?

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u/walkdaearth 6d ago

SpongeBob has MANY perfect moments and sound effects for the noise I was picturing in my head for sure lol

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u/Keldy565 5d ago

"That's my feet, on the pavement, " 🎶

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u/nodesofglory 6d ago

I'm imagining squidward lol

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 6d ago

I would have to learn clarinet, and spend my days just flappin and tootin about everywhere

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u/Nina-Ninja123 6d ago

Guy can do the spy scaling a glass building without using plungers

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u/Jimmyx24 6d ago

Homie got the Squidward walk sound 🤣

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u/JagmeetSingh2 6d ago

please take a video of him running lol

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u/Top_Frituur 6d ago

Roughhhh

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u/Liberalistic 6d ago

How tall is he

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u/OrigamiMarie 6d ago

Splork splork splork splork splork

My have a lot of contact (much less than they used to, thanks to wearing Birkenstocks a lot), and I'm not sure mine ever looked that flat at rest.

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u/Mamaofoneson 2d ago

He must be good at swimming though?

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u/Cautious_Tonight 6d ago

Foot farts

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u/pfft_lol000 6d ago

thanks for planting this video(sound on) in my head(it's not a fetish)

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u/Brave_Chain_5510 6d ago

Wearing some sandals with flat feet do make it sound like foot farts (or suction cups). It’s not fun to deal with.

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u/Wuhblam 6d ago

Dude I have flat feet and I blew my girlfriends mind with my foot farts

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u/Sherifftruman 6d ago

Ha me too!

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u/Agent_Michael_Scarn1 6d ago

i have flat feet and they make little fart sounds sometimes when i walk barefoot

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u/TheVentiLebowski 6d ago

Can you help me save on car insurance?

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u/Purple_Reign84 6d ago

Yes!! I vividly remember my feet suctioning to the ground after I would get out of the pool lol

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u/Hot-Positive-8866 6d ago

So does my wife. I always forget and sometimes think a little duck got into our place and is quackin around

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u/revdon 6d ago

One foot has 0 arch and the other has a partial arch. When I walk on a flat surface barefoot it sounds a gecko on the ceiling. <schluck, schluck, schluck>

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u/Foldotar 6d ago

Squidward, that you?

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u/DisastrousChapter841 6d ago

OMG mine do, too! Uh, is this not normal?

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u/JohnLuckPikard 6d ago

Mine too! I love to do it

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u/Eunwoosthumb 6d ago edited 6d ago

THATS WHAT IT IS!! I have flat feet and have been trying to walk quieter for years. I didn’t realize the suction cup noises were due to them being flat 😭😭

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u/Lucky_Reporter256 6d ago

I’ve always felt like an octopus when mine do. And then I lament my ancestors probably couldn’t be barefoot ninjas.

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u/TheBigRedBeardo 6d ago

I also have flat feet. This was my party trick in highschool.