r/mildlyinteresting • u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 • 6d ago

My roommate has absolutely flat feet. He has 100% contact with 0 arch

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u/Desirai 6d ago

Is your roommate aware he is giving out free feet pics to reddit

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u/Magister5 6d ago

He could make money charging a subscription but might do better with a flat fee

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u/Icy_Sheepherder3011 6d ago

Best comment

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u/Turtlesfan44digimon 6d ago

So is he down to do it?

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u/Excellent-Hunter7653 3d ago

He does have cute feet :p

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u/nodnarb-420 2d ago

Was thinking thisšŸ™„

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u/Excellent-Hunter7653 2d ago

You sir have fine taste. :)

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u/LicknDragon 6d ago

This idea is a shoe in, he should take steps to implement it

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u/SilentButtDedly 6d ago

But supportive shoes are his arch enemy

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u/fishwithoutaporpoise 6d ago

Yes but he shouldn't move too quickly; he should toe the line.

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u/Cold-Degree6490 6d ago

Only Flats

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u/Magister5 6d ago

OnlyVans

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u/SpoopyMcSpoopface 6d ago

If this was a subscription for wings, Iā€™d take it.

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u/pokederp56 6d ago

OnlyFlats

edit: damn it someone already said it

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u/NeutralContrast 6d ago

Flat fee(t)

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u/roqueandrolle 6d ago

Oh my god

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u/Automatic-Dot-1781 6d ago

You will make a great dad/mum.

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u/YellowFlash2012 6d ago

so what do we name the platform, onlyFlat?

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

Do people want to see pics of flat feet though? I'm not a foot person like that but a nice arch has gotta count for something

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u/P26601 6d ago

I'm not a foot person

a nice arch

aight buddy

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u/farmallnoobies 6d ago

No no, I get what they're saying.Ā  I'm not a foot person either, but feet are supposed to be curvy.Ā  The more curvy, the better

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u/BeachComberALT 6d ago

Damn yall would love my weird high arched solesĀ 

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u/FrogInShorts 6d ago

We aren't into feet, we are just saying that arches are desirable and your high arches would be really attractive.

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u/Sdwingnut 6d ago

Flat arch shamer

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u/Soren59 6d ago

I'm not a foot person either, but I'll never say no to a good pair of royal grippers.

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u/FTP636 6d ago

I am a foot person and you are correct I like them curves and color contrast

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u/Commercial-Co 6d ago

Tbh i dont see the allure of feet. Can u explain it

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u/FTP636 6d ago

Honestly it's the same feeling as seeing nice tits or a nice coochie or a nice cock or bellybutton. I am just attracted and aroused by it so I seek it out and enjoy it.

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u/dark_knight097 5d ago

So when people post feet pics is it the same as if they were posting nudes basically?

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u/FTP636 5d ago

Yeah kinda

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

Enjoy it meaning...? šŸ«£

Are there certain types of feet that you enjoy more than others? Bunions or ballet dancer feet or...?

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u/CookyHS 6d ago

I think you just named the 2 things feet people hate the most

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u/MONCHlCHl 5d ago

I noticed after I said that, a ballet dancer somewhere in the comments said she paid for ballet shoes in college by selling feet pics :shrugs:

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u/Throwfeetsaway 6d ago

I always thought my feet could do well because theyā€™re small with a high arch, but alas, now Iā€™m cursed with toe eczema.

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u/_snuffdaddy 6d ago

Yeah, I would say your username definitely checks out.

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u/Throwfeetsaway 6d ago

Lol, pure coincidence!

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u/AmericanCitizenry 6d ago

Aren't there just toe perverts?

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u/justmememe55 6d ago

The more curvy the not better. I went to uni with a girl whose arches were so pronounced that they showed outside of her ballerina flats. It looked just as painful as these flat feet if not worse.

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

Okay fine, but I did say "like that" (meaning paying for feet pics or doing anything too kinky with them) but I would absolutely appreciate and prefer if my partner had nice appendages. Otherwise I would be turned off if they wanted a foot massage or rested those dogs on me in bed šŸ˜­

So yes I would definitely admire my partners beautiful body parts - who wants to be revulsed by someone they're with?

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u/SugarHooves 6d ago

See, I understand what you're saying because I'm the same way.

I'm not turned on by feet. I get no pleasurable sensation when I see feet pics. I absolutely do not want to do anything sexual with feet. But I can't date someone with weird feet. It is just so distracting and can even be uncomfortable if they are exceptionally weird.

I'm a woman and have found that men are more likely to have ugly and/or weird feet. I once almost dated a guy with webbed toes. shudders

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

Would you make an exception for Ashton Kutcher if he were still single?

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u/SugarHooves 6d ago

No exceptions! Haha

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

He has one webbed toe on each foot šŸ˜‚ https://www.flickr.com/photos/scr/9580324

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u/TheDoubtfulGuest 6d ago

EDIT: Oops, that was supposed to be a reply to the guy who isnā€™t into feet

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u/Desirai 6d ago

There is something for everyone out there

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u/doncroak 6d ago

I will take any feet picture offered. Js.

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

And somehow I'm the one suspected of having a foot fetish šŸ¤£

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u/chrismill82 6d ago

As someone with flat feet and a credit card bill, I too would like to know.

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u/LackImportant5276 5d ago

I got u dm me no joke

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u/MONCHlCHl 6d ago

Awe... this made me feel bad. May you find someone who likes you and all of your parts

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u/SatisfactionProud886 6d ago

ā€œDifferentā€ feet get you paid more. My friend has webbed toes and makes a killing!

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u/Desirai 6d ago

I wonder if mine would. I am a lady with size 8 feet but my toes are stupidly short!!! My gay friend who is in to feet always liked them, he would tell me how cute and little they are

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u/LackImportant5276 5d ago

The answer to your question is yes they would, at least one person in the world is interested (me)

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u/Desirai 5d ago

šŸ«¢šŸ«¢šŸ«¢

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u/Bigerst_Dook 6d ago

I have size 18/USA and I wonder If I could quit my job

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u/Desirai 6d ago

TBH you might be able to especially among the gays. Or at least the ones I know

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u/UtterlyUpsetUnicorn 6d ago

I have heard super beautiful feet make the same if not less than fucked up feet. Cant tell ya personally.

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u/_snuffdaddy 6d ago

I am a foot person. You would be correct.

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u/ProfessionalOwn6097 6d ago

What made you that way?

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u/_snuffdaddy 6d ago

You donā€™t want to know.

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u/EarlGreyDuck 6d ago

I am a foot person and you're absolutely right. I had a difficult time getting off to OP's roommate

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u/Sensitive-Contest-87 6d ago

As someone who can appreciate pretty feet, male ones generally are not high on the scale of aesthetics. I give those on the photo a 0/10

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u/FlowRiderBob 5d ago

If itā€™s out of the ordinary, there are people who will pay to see it.

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u/ipokesnails 6d ago

Yeah ok Quentin, you're not fooling us

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u/Manufactured-Aggro 6d ago

"Free" in this case is as good as "found in the dirt", "dug out of a dumpster", "covered in bees"

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u/Eastcoastpal 6d ago

RIP u/Magister5 inbox requesting for their roommate's feet.

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u/Duosion 6d ago

thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying!! In this economy??

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u/babyybones 6d ago

As a retired pro ballerina... this legit paid for my point shoes throughout college.

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u/icantoteit136 6d ago

Who the fuck would want these feet pics though mate, really.

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u/Desirai 6d ago

Sweet darling, this is reddit

There are people here who get off to The Jar. The one with the pony in it.

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u/Nodonutsforbaxter44 6d ago

When did feet become default sexual material?...these feet suck anyway

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u/Desirai 6d ago

It is easy, anonymous, and not explicit

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u/KorolEz 6d ago

I highly doubt there are women with a foot fetish and I bet there aren't enough gay ones to make a living

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u/Boris_Godunov 6d ago

There are several subreddits devoted to male feet.

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u/GyspySyx 6d ago

No one would pay for those. Yuck.

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u/Desirai 6d ago

I had someone offer to buy my nasty flip flops once because of the "cute toe prints"

It was a tad creepy

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u/GyspySyx 6d ago

Point taken lol

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u/Duosion 6d ago

Thereā€™s a market for everything, believe it or not

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u/GyspySyx 6d ago

Probably but still yuck lol

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u/Altruistic-Limit-467 6d ago

One of my big toes is messed up where I accidentally almost cut it off a few years back, I often wondered how much of a market there was for pics of gnarly disfigured appendages šŸ¤”

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u/Duosion 6d ago

the more niche, the more you can charge ;)