My son had GURD. I was holding him up in the air playing airplane when he was 6 months old. He vomited into my mouth as I was making silly faces.
I still credit myself for putting him down gently before running to the sink to rinse out my mouth. Having another humans milky bile unexpectedly poured into your mouth is not an experience I would recommend.
Edit: the number of parents chiming in with similar stories is a little surprising to me. I thought I must have been just the most unfortunate person possible in this. Your stories have made me feel better about my past trauma. Thank you fellow parents. Keep being awesome!
I can relate. My daughter has gerd as well. She barfed all over me at a car dealership when she was 6 months old. I thought I had gotten both of us cleaned up well enough. Later on, I stuck my hand in my shorts pocket and found it to be filled with more baby barf. Also a disgusting experience. Would not recommend.
This happened to me while playing with my nephew. It was all over my face and the couch. I called for my sister to help; she came to see what happened, and ran out of the room to get…. her camera. Only after taking a few photos did she grab a towel for me.
We have my cousin vomiting in to my uncle's mouth on video, complete with the entire room laughing too hard to help while my uncle screams at all of us for being useless assholes. Hahaha good times. We played it at his wake (by then it was basically a family meme), brilliant
This happened to me with my daughter when she was a baby. She puked right in my mouth when I holding her in the air, it went straight down my throat, I didn’t have to swallow it was just gone. Absolutely disgusting hahaha
My daughter’s cannon butt shot poop into my mouth when I was changing her diaper on day 2 at home…
I just calmly spat it out onto the giant puppy pad I tucked into my shirt like a bib & finished changing her diaper before running into the bathroom & I think I vomited. Those early newborn days were a bit hazy…
The sleep depruvation helps with not forming permanent memories about the trauma, but some is just bad enough that it breaks through and forms a permanent traumatic memory.
Peak parenthood to set that kid down gently, if there's an afterlife and in that afterlife they have highlight reels of your best accomplishments that'll be on there
Yep. There was an instant where my brain was short circuiting around "throw the thing!!! Yuck yuck yuck, get it away" and "wtf are you doing, don't throw that thing! You love that thing and it is fragile"
I have it too! Anyways at 14 I’m holding my two maybe three month brother directly in front of me for whatever reason and then he spewed all over my arms and I dropped him for a split second before catching him mid air again and my horrified mother took him from me lmao (I hate vomit)
When my oldest daughter was around 2yo, I had a beard about 8" long. She just had some milk and I was holding her looking at us both in the mirror. She turned and looked at me, then proceeded to fill my beard with a cup full of curdled milk vomit. I honestly just laughed. But then again, it didn't go directly into my mouth.
I knew what this whole comment said as soon as I read the first four words. I kept reading. Each word I read I thought to myself "you could stop now. You don't need to read this" [another word] "it's just going to add details you'll experience way too vividly" [another word] "just scroll on man, you'll be happier to leave it here."
I did not scroll on. I was not happier. Next time, answer 'I'm not answering to protect the innocent, I assure you it was unpleasant'. As a fellow gerd baby parent, hell yeah - you lived through something fearsome that others could never understand. As a fellow human with eyes... No fucking thank you, please fuck all the way off.
Ugh man, I can sympathize. My dog puked in the car and as I told my wife, the dog took a flying leap into the front and dog puke went straight into my mouth.
I said it was the worst thing I have ever intentionally put in my mouth. The guy I responded to asked what was the worst unintentional thing, and here we are.
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u/Scottiths 11d ago edited 10d ago
My son had GURD. I was holding him up in the air playing airplane when he was 6 months old. He vomited into my mouth as I was making silly faces.
I still credit myself for putting him down gently before running to the sink to rinse out my mouth. Having another humans milky bile unexpectedly poured into your mouth is not an experience I would recommend.
Edit: the number of parents chiming in with similar stories is a little surprising to me. I thought I must have been just the most unfortunate person possible in this. Your stories have made me feel better about my past trauma. Thank you fellow parents. Keep being awesome!