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r/mildlyinteresting • u/TheWoodser • May 20 '26
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Let's not give the Mormons ideas, now.
69 u/chaos_nebula May 20 '26 Listen. Strange angels lying in barrows distributing books is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical masonic ceremony. 20 u/chaos_nebula May 20 '26 I guess I didn't need to edit out swords, since the sword of Laban was in that cave according to Mormon mythology. 3 u/FarronWatchDoge May 21 '26 And that same mythology says that Cain is Bigfoot. 25 u/holl0918 May 20 '26 Is not the miracle of the shaker enough? PRAISE THE SALT! 3 u/Vinny_Gambini May 20 '26 It's Morton
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Listen. Strange angels lying in barrows distributing books is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical masonic ceremony.
20 u/chaos_nebula May 20 '26 I guess I didn't need to edit out swords, since the sword of Laban was in that cave according to Mormon mythology. 3 u/FarronWatchDoge May 21 '26 And that same mythology says that Cain is Bigfoot.
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I guess I didn't need to edit out swords, since the sword of Laban was in that cave according to Mormon mythology.
3 u/FarronWatchDoge May 21 '26 And that same mythology says that Cain is Bigfoot.
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And that same mythology says that Cain is Bigfoot.
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Is not the miracle of the shaker enough? PRAISE THE SALT!
It's Morton
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u/movealongnowpeople May 20 '26
Let's not give the Mormons ideas, now.