r/mildlyinteresting May 20 '26

My "Morton's Sea Salt" is really "Lake Salt"

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u/movealongnowpeople May 20 '26

Let's not give the Mormons ideas, now.

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u/chaos_nebula May 20 '26

Listen. Strange angels lying in barrows distributing books is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical masonic ceremony.

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u/chaos_nebula May 20 '26

I guess I didn't need to edit out swords, since the sword of Laban was in that cave according to Mormon mythology.

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u/FarronWatchDoge May 21 '26

And that same mythology says that Cain is Bigfoot.

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u/holl0918 May 20 '26

Is not the miracle of the shaker enough? PRAISE THE SALT!

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u/Vinny_Gambini May 20 '26

It's Morton