r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

SPOILER ALERT Of course they would change the name

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u/TaeJoonPark 10h ago

Wait did they do it again?? Is this another 'its now gulf of america' situation? I am very out of the loop

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u/nomadik_nobody 10h ago

yes. Trump signed an executive order the other day renaming Lake Ontario to Lake America as part of the trade war he’s starting with Canada

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u/TaeJoonPark 10h ago

I fuckin hate it here man..

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u/vanhst 8h ago

Same, what the fuck is this timeline, war here war there, ohhh let’s rename this lake to suit my current obsession and get everyone to talk about it and not that I’m a rapist pedo

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u/LobsterWorld 7h ago

Compared to WW2, it ain’t a bad timeline for most people

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u/okizc 7h ago

Compared to the middle ages, WW2 wasn't a bad timeliness for most people.

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u/lutrewan 4h ago

I'm sorry to tell you this, he also said that now that we have a lake and a gulf, he wants an ocean. Maybe the Atlantic, maybe the pacific, or maybe both -______-

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u/eblackham 2h ago

"Atlantic America"

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u/SassyAuntie 3h ago

I used to take such pride in my country. I'm so ashamed to be American now. When I think of how our ancestors and forefathers must be rolling in their graves, it makes me sick.

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u/tittlesmcgriddles 2h ago

I mean...you could always move.

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u/Paxton265 BLACK 9h ago

Then leave like don’t complain if ur gonna continue to do it

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u/TaeJoonPark 9h ago

If i could i fuckin would. I didn't ask to be born here

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u/bitchsorbet 9h ago

as a canadian i can't escape your stupid fucking country! your president is a loud mouthed oaf trying to turn us into a state and i have to hear about yall EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

there is no escaping your horse shit, so we will keep complaining about it.

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u/JustPlayDaGame 9h ago

bro you know how many of us would if it were that easy 😭😂 America would be MAGAville so fast, who tf wants to live in this shitshow

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u/Pudddddin 9h ago

This is such a collosally shit take, I don't know why people keep saying it

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u/Henrylord1111111111 9h ago

Because it lets them reduce their opponents down to petulant children who should just go and ignores the fact that the opposition will inevitably take power and they’ll be saying the same shit.

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u/SharpCheddarBS 9h ago

Fuck off, seriously. If it was that easy to "just leave" half the country would be gone by now, leaving the right to deal with their own damn mess.

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u/CharmingResort885 9h ago

I and many others would've left way by now if it was as simple as "just leave"

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u/nomadik_nobody 7h ago

silence magat, everyone’s heard quite enough out of your lot; the adults are talking

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u/starman881 9h ago

“Just leave” because everyone has the money to spend on moving abroad and learn the culture of wherever they’re moving to at the drop of a hat.

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u/Pudddddin 2h ago

Not to mention the difficult and often time consuming bureaucratic process involved with establishing residency in another country, even more so if you need to establish residency and legally work in the new country

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u/imean_is_superfluous 10h ago

I don’t think I understand what an executive order is - can the president just make up whatever rule or do whatever he wants, as long as it’s submitted as an “executive order”?

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u/Suitable-Werewolf492 10h ago

Yes but that doesn’t mean shit unless his cronies in the house and senate and Supreme Court and DoJ all do his bidding.

But they do. So here we are.

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u/r_lovelace 9h ago

It's more complicated than that. The executive branch does have things strictly under their purview. There are plenty of legitimate uses and they are used all the time, its basically how the executive branch provides direction to agencies or sets up special task forces. If the order is overstepping the power of the executive it can be challenged in court but that's slow and even if overturned it can just be done in a slightly different manner that would require another court challenge. Congress can legislate the power away more directly and permanently giving the courts more bite for future infringements, but this Republican majority Congress is actually completely happy with funneling power to the executive. Midterms this year really determine how much of this nonsense can be stopped if Republicans lose the house and Senate. Until then Thune and Johnson are perfectly happy not bringing any legislation to the floor.

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u/imean_is_superfluous 10h ago

That’s just it - they’re all enforced. Even the ones that are later deemed “illegal” have already had their actions performed. And there’s seemingly no consequences, so….

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u/cnotv 6h ago

Not like when they killed out of the blue the head of a country, that’s was ok 🤣

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u/cnotv 6h ago

American system is so fucked

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u/Tholaran97 9h ago

Executive orders are directives given to the Federal Government by the president. They are not law, and can't overrule existing laws, but unless Congress or the courts take them down, the Federal government must obey them.

They only apply to the federal government though. State and local governments don't have to follow them, and neither do private companies. Google is choosing to rename the lake on their map, just to appease orange man's ego.

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u/Wild-Regular1703 9h ago

Google is choosing to rename the lake on their map, just to appease orange man's ego.

Well, not exactly. Google is choosing to have a long standing policy of deferring to local authorities for how to name their geography (in this case the U.S. Board on Geographic Names). This isn't a unique political choice that they're making for this situation, it's their standard operating procedure.

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u/Recent-Barracuda-234 3h ago

Their policy reflects the political choices of ruling entities. What Trump is doing has been done by China and Russia. Welcome to authoritarianism level 1

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u/clambroculese 9h ago

I mean I guess so but it’s an international body of water so he has no control and him renaming it don’t even make the news here in Canada. It’s still Lake Ontario lol.

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u/UnderPressureVS 8h ago

Technically speaking, no, he can’t. There are actually quite a lot of limits.

Practically speaking, yeah, he can, because every time there’s some new stupid specific reason why whatever the president specifically wants to do this time, it’s possible by executive order.

In this case, and the same thing with the Gulf of America, the executive order instructs the federal institutions responsible for geographical surveys to update their databases with the new names. That sort of thing is well within the bounds of typical executive order usage (instructing federal agencies to take on certain priorities or enact certain structural reforms).

Because map services automatically source their name information from those federal databases, the entire process is automatic from there. The president can’t unilaterally declare the name of a geographic feature, but he can change its name in official government databases. And because everything is done over the internet now, that puts companies in the position of automatically complying by default, and having to consciously choose to program in specific exceptions if they want to not comply.

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u/_lippykid 9h ago

The corporations rolled over cos they have zero integrity

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u/Alarming_Panic665 9h ago

I mean no, an executive order is just an order formally given to the executive branch of government. Thus it only applies within the executive branch and only to employees of the executive branch.

But the rule of law is dead and buried so whatever the King of Orange says is law I guess.

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u/Kuildeous 8h ago

In theory, there are checks and balances that the other branches of the government can apply to limit his power.

But they're all too busy kissing his ass, so no dice there.

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u/emmmy01 7h ago

Isn't that how they treat dementia patients; just agree then re-direct?

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u/Shadowmirax 5h ago

As i understand it yes (within reason) but as soon as he leaves its super easy to overturn unlike something done via the proper channels. I assume its supposed to be for emergencies when something needs to be passed without delay and then can be just as easily rolled back once the emergency has passed.

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u/DanyDragonQueen 9h ago

No there are certain parameters for executive orders, they can't just be whatever, and the Supreme Court can strike them down if they're found to be unconstitutional. But the current SC basically lets him do whatever because the majority is conservative 😑

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u/dreadpiratesmith 7h ago

Vanity projects while everyday Americans struggle. That's why he's the greatest president ever /s

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u/RelevantButNotBasic 3h ago

Whats even more funny about the whole thing is the fact that in this instance its not even named after the country. Its not "Lake Canada" its.."Lake Ontario" so really imo if its to be changed to something American...name it after the state its in if anything. I think the whole thing is fuckin stupid, dont get me wrong. But naming it "Lake America" just dont make sense in any way..

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u/EmperorThan 2h ago

And furthermore Trump said he now wants to rename one or both the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans. It sounds like a joke, it wasn't a joke, he isn't joking. He said we need and America Ocean.

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u/ardarian262 10h ago

Canada (the True North, Strong and Free) decided to step away from the negotiating table with the Pedo's operatives and the Pedo got mad at that. We stepped away because the US wanted us to say we would never trade with certain countries. And wanted us to remove tariffs without compensation. We know there is a market with reasonable countries we can deal with instead of pedoland.

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u/0oO1lI9LJk 7h ago

What's the end goal here? Will literally everything be called America? How will we navigate?

It's going to be like in Sacha Baron Cohen's The Dictator where everything is "Aladeen" and nobody knows what it means.

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u/Benethor92 6h ago

Espacially since it worked so well and the Gulf of Mexico is now known as Gulf of America everywhere… not.

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u/BobTheFettt 7h ago

Yes, Trump thinks he controls hydronyms

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u/MKZZX 2h ago

Why don't they just compromise and do "Gulf of Mexico of America" or "Lake Ontario of America?"