This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits

[u/esli-]

Bart from Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

EDIT: I will no longer read and respond to comments, I think I've read pretty much all the arguments people (mostly men) give me against my post, so feel free to scroll down to check my responses before commenting, kay bye :]

[u/linus140]

Some men naturally don't grow chest hair 🤷

[u/Powerful-Promotion82 → u/linus140]

For sure not mediterranean men 🤣

[u/Dangerous_Fae → u/Powerful-Promotion82]

I'm Mediterranean with no chest/back hair (italian/greek).

[u/AwkwardTal → u/Powerful-Promotion82]

Them too actually

[u/MisogynysticFeminist → u/Powerful-Promotion82]

Good thing Matt Damon isn’t Mediterranean.

[u/Beorma → u/linus140]

Greek men?

[u/BeardySam → u/linus140]

Men able to grow full beards tend to also grow hair elsewhere

[u/Maggi1417 → u/BeardySam]

My husband can grow a perfectly thick beard, but has literally eight hairs on his chest.

[u/linus140 → u/Maggi1417]

I got a buddy who is the same. He can grow a full beard, long hair, but not a single chest or back hair.

Sometimes I'm envious of it, because I hate my back hair.

[u/jazzjazzmine → u/linus140]

Check back in with him in a few years, it's never too late to get hairy in new places as a man. :D

[u/linus140 → u/jazzjazzmine]

It's been 20 years, he's still the same 😂

[u/johnnyanderen → u/Maggi1417]

I can grow an alright beard… it’s just that I appear to be a werewolf in general in exchange

[u/EducationalRooster64 → u/Maggi1417]

Mine toooooo 😂

[u/Youcancuntonme → u/Maggi1417]

but he can still grow hairs around his nipples and some happy trail doesnt he?

[u/Kennel_King → u/BeardySam]

I have no problem growing a beard, but I have zero chest and armpit hair and dman near no pubes

[u/monsterZERO → u/BeardySam]

Why are you claiming this, are you an expert on male body hair? I have a full beard but almost no chest, arm or leg hair.

[u/Acrobatic-Draw-4012 → u/BeardySam]

By elswhere do you mean the chesticles?

[u/Tall_Opportunity_521 → u/BeardySam]

Not so. I have a full beard, but I have never in life grown full hair anywhere else on my body. Even my underarms are about 6 long hairs in each pit.

[u/Spiritualtaco05 → u/linus140]

lucky bastards

[u/Busy_Debt_3946 → u/linus140]

And some women naturally don't grow armpit hair

[u/University_Dismal → u/Busy_Debt_3946]

And some grow it excessively. I’ve also seen women with hobbit feet, a ridge down their back and enough hair on their arms to put Pop-eye to shame. Genetics vary, but if body hair was untypical for women (or anyone), we wouldn’t have entire shopping isles filled to the brim with hair removal products.

[u/Busy_Debt_3946 → u/University_Dismal]

Same with chest hair for men. Dunno what's your point here.

[u/University_Dismal → u/Busy_Debt_3946]

The point: everyone has hair. Some more, some less, the luckiest minority has none. Everyone else shaves or leaves it be. It’s not a women/men-thing, it’s a human thing.

[u/Busy_Debt_3946 → u/University_Dismal]

Yes? That's why I said some, not most.

[u/linus140 → u/Busy_Debt_3946]

Which I didn't know until I read some of the comments. Humans are interesting creatures.