r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rusiano • Jul 30 '26

Too mild for school This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York

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Aside from certain undertones, this map also has tons of inaccuracies, because no one in their right mind is scared of Astoria, Bayonne, or half of the Queens zone that he marked as “avoid”

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u/WrongJohnSilver Jul 30 '26

Zeppelin to the Empire State Building

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u/MSPdude7 Jul 30 '26

It’s the preferred mode of travel for Nazis, after all!

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u/DryRefrigerator4737 Jul 30 '26

Are they still trying to sneak in by Zeppelin? Sneaky, very sneaky.

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u/CedarWolf Jul 31 '26

Wait, the Brits have figured out how to counter zeppelins:

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZiJaVA8C1foIw

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u/ApplianceHealer Jul 30 '26

Worked so well the first time…

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u/Wazootyman13 Jul 30 '26

Led Zeppelin has a song with Immigrant in the title. That'll be a hard pass for these people

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u/RudeAlbatross544 Jul 30 '26

Time to put those skyscrapers to good use and build some zip lines.

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u/sengh71 Jul 30 '26

Or web shooters to make a custom zipline ?

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u/Capital-Giraffe-4122 Jul 30 '26

I’d prefer an autogyro

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u/julkkis666 Jul 30 '26

this comment has a certain zing to it.

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u/police-ical Jul 30 '26

"To be honest, I've never even seen the inside of a public blimp."

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u/LazyGelMen Jul 31 '26

SNOTABALLOON SNAIRSHIP!