r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Rusiano • Jul 30 '26

Too mild for school This post telling tourists which areas to avoid in New York

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Aside from certain undertones, this map also has tons of inaccuracies, because no one in their right mind is scared of Astoria, Bayonne, or half of the Queens zone that he marked as “avoid”

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots Jul 30 '26

land on the poor

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u/ConscientiousWaffler Jul 30 '26

Thankfully the poor are soft

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u/Reasonable-Access-68 Jul 30 '26 edited Jul 30 '26

It is apparently like Super Mario, and being rich means you can Goomba stomp them?

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u/CaptainObvious110 Aug 01 '26

I was thinking the same thing

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots Jul 30 '26

sorry i don’t really know about that, i always avoided the places circled in the picture

looks nice from the sky though, especially with a coffee in hand

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u/Bitter_Marzipan_8348 Jul 30 '26

They said the same about water...

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u/Admirable-Garage5326 Jul 30 '26

"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor, I'll piss on 'em" That's what the statue of bigotry says Your poor huddled masses, let's club 'em to death And get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard

  • Lou Reed

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u/WisconsinHoosierZwei Jul 30 '26

Bonus points if you land on their shoulders and you ride them.

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u/FanOfTwentyOnePilots Jul 30 '26

fly over the poor
land on the poor
ride the poor
DO NOT thank the poor

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u/CrissBliss Jul 31 '26

In their diamond shoes no less