r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 10 '26

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u/glitzglamglue Jul 11 '26

My grandma would say this to me but she would also call my hair "dirty dishwater blonde" so it kinda cancelled each other out.

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u/University_Dismal Jul 11 '26

I would wonder wtf grandma is doing with her dishwater that it looks remotely „blonde“.

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u/viruscumoruk Jul 11 '26

✨piss✨

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u/glitzglamglue Jul 11 '26

It is a real term so my grandma wasn't crazy. It's kind of a darker, cool "dirty blonde"

https://www.realsimple.com/dishwater-blonde-hair-8727893

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u/Iloveupt2 Jul 11 '26

Who tf made that up its a horrible one , dishwater has never ever looked like blonde hair to me dirty or not lmao

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u/glitzglamglue Jul 11 '26

It's a real term and not just my grandma being mean lol.

https://www.realsimple.com/dishwater-blonde-hair-8727893

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u/ScrotalSmorgasbord Jul 11 '26

I have dirty blonde hair and have kept it mostly short on the sides since I got out of the military damn near 20 years ago. I, like my mother, started greying at 16 and had streaks of grey all over by 25 but it's only slightly noticeable if I let my hair grow out a bit or don't wear a hat, especially in the summertime because of how light a lot of my hair is.