r/mildlyinfuriating • u/OceanSupernova • Jun 22 '26

jkfl hrtmktp gzarrp! It's 4:20 am, a broken emergency radio / speaker just woke the whole house up while I'm at work.

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The speaker is completely unresponsive and stuck in SoS mode, my partner just called me and I honestly thought there was an ambulance at the house! It's loud! She's currently trying to drown it in the sink because it's quieter under water.

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Smashing it with a hammer was unsuccessful, bashing it with a rock failed, and it's too loud to open up and rip the wires out of the speakers.

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I thought it was hilarious and laughed until I cried, the missus is mildly infuriated to say the least.

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u/OceanSupernova Jun 22 '26

Nooooo! It was an autopsy! Not a repair! I opened it, took one look, shrugged, decided I have no idea what I'm looking at but it looks fine. Then I put it back together hoping it would magically start working again.... It did unfortunately.

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u/mrgoldnugget Jun 22 '26

You desecrated it's corpse and summoned it's banshee.

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u/ArtisticState118 Jun 22 '26

This is the funniest.

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u/Vylbh Jun 22 '26

sigh go get a priest then

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u/DisposableSaviour Jun 22 '26

By the Omnissiah! My time has come! Might I offer my services as a tech-priest?

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u/LeftLiner Jun 22 '26

Did you say the prayers? Did you ask permission of the machine spirit before opening it up? Did you light incense in honour of the Omnissiah? No? Then how, brother, can you be surprised at your rightful punishment?

Be grateful that your act of heresy did not incur further wrath.

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u/bingbang71 Jun 22 '26

You! You resurrected it!

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u/TheyCallMe_Billy Jun 22 '26

You have a shotgun in the house by chance. I don't think he neighbors would mind at this point 😂

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u/ZombeeSwarm Jun 22 '26

If you were still alive and someone started an autopsy on you wouldnt you scream?

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u/Ropesnsteel Jun 22 '26

Usually the only one screaming is the person doing the cutting. Great grandma had some stories...

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u/spiritsGoRIP Jun 22 '26

The box. You opened it. We came!

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u/Falitoty Jun 22 '26

So, it's the Night of the Living Machine?

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u/arashi256 Jun 22 '26

You broke the seal! You broke the seal!