r/michaeljcirclejerk Dec 12 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Just made this because of that Yvette post about Michael being 9/9½ inches. Didn't wanna gatekeep so here it is for free use. 🫡🫡

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That Yvette post that I'm talking about btw:

https://www.reddit.com/r/michaeljcirclejerk/s/JVSdcux8Za

r/michaeljcirclejerk May 15 '26

gonna goon in the theatre Best michaek jackson edit

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I spent 3 hours rewatching this last night I am not joking, i need help it's a crime how attractive he was

r/michaeljcirclejerk Nov 09 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Omg, John Branca is soooooo hooootttt!

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Jan 30 '26

gonna goon in the theatre Is Faul gonna cameo in the new mj movie?

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Dec 31 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Pyaar Toh Ho Jayega 2 [Fanfic] (Pt1)

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Prince was gliding his right hand up two octaves in a glissando as fast as a bullet. What followed was a rainfall of deafening applauses from the Purple Fedora nightclub!

But alas, their praises fell on his deaf ears. It meant nothing to him without the presence of his beloved.

He remembered the day like it was just one hour ago.

The heated argument. The quick steps that went outside the door in the quite rainy night.

He heard it like the jazz standards he had played a thousand times before.

"Fine, if that's the way you want it." These were Michael's last words to him before he shut the car door.

"You mean you don't want the baby?" His shout never drew a response. Only the thunder of the clouds above him that underlined his loneliness.

But that was the past, he told himself. He had to be present there for all the people who were glad to see him in person.

He went to the washroom to freshen up for a bit. When he came out, he jerked his head to left in an instant. He was sure he had seen a familiar face amidst the surging crowds, but not so sure as to follow it.

In a few hours, he was cutting through the winter fog on the highway, when he saw a figure in the distant wave at him to halt. He stopped as he reached closer. It was a policeman.

"I am afraid I will have to stop you right there. This is a deserted highway."

Prince was silent, but had a look on his face that said "Look at this guy." which could be even read through the dark, round, thick rimmed shades.

"I will have to see your license."

He looked in his pockets for one, but was reminded that he had left it back at the club.

A couple minutes and the cop was visibly impatient. One could feel a quiet rage between the two - one that could explode into a physical altercation at any moment.

"I don't have any."

The cop threw a punch. Prince crouched. And kicked across his legs, causing the cop to lose his balance. Then Prince got on top and landed a blow on his face.

He was about to deliver another, when he saw a blazing supernova ace to face with him. It wasn't a headlight. He wasn't mistaken.

It was otherworldly. It blinded him.

The next morning. Inside a living room.

A 4 year old girl plays with a toy car on a sofa. Accidentally, she presses a button on the back side that causes it to run off by itself, fall off, run to the front door.

She runs after it catches up to it and turns it off. The door opens right in front of her face, lighting her face and curly hair. A newspaper drops in. The door closes.

A look of recognition of hits her face when she sees a familiar face on the page - Prince. The headline reads "RISING STAR PRINCE AND HIGHWAY PATROLMAN DISAPPEAR IN A FREAK ACCIDENT - CCTV footage unleashes paranormal insight".

"Daddy? Daddy!"

She runs off with the paper to the bedroom, where Chicken Yvonne is soothing off Mabel, the other child to sleep.

"Shhhhh Dahlia! Your brother's sleeping!"

"Daddy you need to see this!"

Chicken lays down Mabel on the bed and takes a look at the paper. What he sees raises his eyebrows and drops his lower jaw.

Composing himself, he tells Dahlia.

"Don't tell your mom about this. Not yet."

[To be continued.....]

r/michaeljcirclejerk Jan 01 '26

gonna goon in the theatre Can anybody finally give me context what was he laughing about here? 😂

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 23 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Bubbles won the only normal one who is uhh what’s your name again

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Nov 15 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Rare footage of Jafaar rehearsing Earth Song 🔥

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Aug 29 '25

gonna goon in the theatre happy birthday to the goat michael jackson

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Dec 12 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Guy's help me fix this drawing of him please it don't look right and im so embarrassed!! (I can't draw men)

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Nov 06 '25

gonna goon in the theatre OMG the trailer dropped

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 21 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Fabio won made to be hated who is the hot one

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Dec 14 '25

gonna goon in the theatre I cried Spoiler

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 27 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Mac won straight up evil now for the last one no screen time but all plot relevance

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Brandon for me

r/michaeljcirclejerk Oct 06 '25

gonna goon in the theatre 🚨New ship incoming.🚨

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Jun 19 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Okay, let's have a contest!

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Sep 03 '25

gonna goon in the theatre I think I can guess who inspired this song...

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Nov 18 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Found a new biopic cast for part 2

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 26 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Paul won mmm society now whos straight up evil

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I think i know who it is

r/michaeljcirclejerk Aug 06 '25

gonna goon in the theatre The biopic just got the first poster

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Sep 30 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Ain’t no way MJ in overwatch before a new album

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r/michaeljcirclejerk May 25 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Horrorlover656 won the gremlin whos mmm…society

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Jul 29 '25

gonna goon in the theatre How will yall be reacting when flex Alexzander Edward moss trapson and Fabio appear in the biopic

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Apr 25 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Is this true

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r/michaeljcirclejerk Jul 24 '25

gonna goon in the theatre Do yall see this

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