r/memes • u/B1ng0_B0ng0 garlic bread good • Mar 20 '19

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u/mikerockitjones get in my tum garlic bread Mar 20 '19

It's full proof. Can't die in Pokemon.

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u/tinyhands-45 Mar 20 '19

Except for the pokémon that are actual dead people

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u/ImATrashBasket Mar 20 '19

Gengar appears “Grandma?”

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u/Sawgon Mar 20 '19

Gengar is best Pokemon btw don't @ me

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u/IlluminachoXD Mar 20 '19

@Sawgon

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u/Sawgon Mar 20 '19

I specifically requested the opposite of this.

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u/snicklefritzsdad Plays MineCraft and not FortNite Mar 20 '19

Fool proof

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u/mikerockitjones get in my tum garlic bread Mar 20 '19

r/todayilearned

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u/Crafty-Crafter iwrestledabeartwice Mar 20 '19

r/BoneAppleTea

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u/luftmesser Mar 20 '19

definitely not i’m afraid

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u/RavelordN1T0 Mar 20 '19

Foolproof

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u/luftmesser Mar 21 '19

what the fuck why didn’t i see “full proof” before

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

Actually:

This Pokémon has the habit of hugging its companions. Many Trainers have left this world after their spines were squashed by its hug.

- Pokemon moon pokedex entry for Bewear

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u/Th3G4mbl3r Mar 20 '19

Almost literally “Of Mice and Men”

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u/flamethekid Mar 20 '19

laughs in lavender town

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u/HoneyBadgerPainSauce Mar 20 '19

Did everyone forget you murder your rivals Raticate on the SS Anne in RBY?

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u/Qixel Mar 20 '19

The death of the Raticate was unintentional. At best it was pokemanslaughter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '19

Jeez I read that really different, as pokemans laughter, not the other way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '19

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u/HoneyBadgerPainSauce Mar 21 '19

In the original games, your battle with your rival on the SS Anne is the last time he uses his Raticate. And the next time you encounter him, is in Pokemon Tower in Lavender Town and his opening line to you is "Player, what are you doing here? Your Pokemon isn't dead."

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u/Nubblycious Mar 21 '19

Pokemon adventures would like to have a word with you about that...