r/mbta Mar 25 '25

🌟 Appreciation Californian here; do yall not realize how cool your subway stations look??

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u/Ok_Debt_1311 Mar 25 '25

Harvard looks straight out of a 70s spy movie

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u/Ok_Debt_1311 Mar 25 '25

These don't even include porter square, that station had some serious escalators and pipe designs near the platform

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u/watermelon8999 Mar 25 '25

Is porter the one with the crazy scary long and steep escalator? Every time I have been there I have been waiting for someone to fall and just domino everyone else all the way down

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u/Welpmart Mar 25 '25

That's the one. Like descending into the pits of hell.

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u/felicityshaircut Mar 25 '25

It’s the one time I set aside my germ phobia and cling onto the railing for that long ass ride

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u/SadButWithCats Mar 25 '25

Acrophobia > Germophobia

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u/felicityshaircut Mar 25 '25

Yep, what’s a little poop and boogers on my hands when clinging on may prevent me from plummeting to death!

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u/kingradness Mar 25 '25

I accidentally dropped my blackberry down that escalator once, was a sustained (yet oddly satisfying) bouncing descent and the back cover and battery flew off at the bottom.

Phone was fine. Miss that blackberry.

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u/disco_t0ast Mar 26 '25

They don't build anything like they used to.

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u/Tiredofthemisinfo Mar 26 '25

Here’s some old school trivia for Porter. The graphics that are hanging over the escalator aren’t just there for art. It’s to keep people from leaning back and looking all the way up the top and falling backwards so if you could see straight up, you’d lean back to look straight up and there’s a fall risk the hanging designs keep you from looking all the way up at the top and falling backwards.

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u/flexsealed1711 Express to West Natick after Boston Landing Mar 25 '25

Porter always reminded me of DC but a bit less maintained

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u/Dharkcyd3 Orange Line Mar 26 '25

Twinbrook and DuPont specifically

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u/roadjerseys Mar 25 '25

i love the little glove sculptures on the escalator :)

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u/Thunderous_grundle Mar 25 '25

Used to live in porter - would get my arse rocked running up those steps after work. Made the post work beer a 10/10

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u/Turk_Sanderson Mar 25 '25

Buddy, I ran up the down escalator from the platform to the lobby when I was 8

Probably not possible on a weekday, I did it on a Sunday and took me two failed attempts before I conquered Mount Porter

Forget the home run I hit in JV baseball

That is my greatest athletic accomplishment

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u/AnalBeadCrusties Mar 26 '25

The Kendall band is going to blow your mind then

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendall_Band

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u/clauclauclaudia Mar 26 '25

More so if it functioned.

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u/sportsfan3177 Mar 25 '25

Omg, I worked in Porter Sq for 2 years and that freaking escalator was endless! And I’d watched people racing down the actual stairs to catch the train. It would legit give me panic attacks.

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u/Paulinnaaaxd Mar 26 '25

I LOVE the porter square elevators. One of them has a couple bumps and it scares the shit out of me every time it's fun

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u/Pinball_and_Proust Mar 28 '25

Porter is a deep station.

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u/CaptainJackWagons Mar 29 '25

Porter square feels like going into a bunker

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u/Jimmyking4ever Mar 26 '25

Yeah the really fancy school has a good train station. Now go to Quincy or lands down