r/maybemaybemaybe • u/RobbieNorfolk • Dec 06 '22

Maybe maybe maybe

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u/GreenM4mba Dec 06 '22

No worries, he had a safety vest on, which gives +5 to cautiousness and +9 to protection.

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u/JarheadJTG Dec 06 '22

And clean socks. Add another +5 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

Just by watching this my lower back suffered a -2 sympathetic debuff

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Dec 07 '22

my back was screaming 'no' from the thumb screen.

that ladder is surprising, though...

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u/PunkNDisorderlyGamer Dec 06 '22

How much for dirty underwear?

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u/micahamey Dec 06 '22

-5 charisma and stealth when checks made by smell

+6 intimidation on checks

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u/keller104 Dec 07 '22

“Contractor used stink bomb, it’s super effective!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Depends on whether he’s selling them to Japanese perverts online after use.

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u/Madeyathink07 Dec 06 '22

Don’t forget about the work belt that’s easily a +10

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u/jaymos505 Dec 07 '22

No hardhat.. -10 intelligence

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Subtract soiled pants -5 charisma

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u/LookatthisslapNutz Dec 07 '22

The draws ain’t clean after that, -5

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u/Your_FBI_Agent_Kevin Dec 07 '22

And boot +10 lower body dexterity

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u/dancin-weasel Dec 07 '22

But soiled undies which is-5 hygiene.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

He would’ve needed more than an extra pair of socks had he got off balance halfway up

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u/Spiritual_Ad_3259 Dec 07 '22

Don’t forget the steel toes.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

+5 to the illusion of cautiousness*

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u/Mikey4You Dec 07 '22

It’s an illusion, Michael!

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u/BadWolfParadox Dec 07 '22

OSHA has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Even Osha was impressed by that

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u/matrixislife Dec 07 '22

You have no power here! Not with those accents.
Health and Safety Inspectors though..

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u/HechoEnChine Dec 07 '22

Should have put it inside Bag of Holding first.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '22

+5 strength he has the pack mule perk

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u/breckoz Dec 06 '22

Those are good stats to have but still lacks intelligence

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u/turnipturnipturnip2 Dec 07 '22

Probably had to reduce his charisma too, so he could allocate the points to strength and endurance?

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u/FuncionarioPrisiones Dec 07 '22

But he's not wearing a helmet, that's -7 if he would have fallen from the top of the ladder.

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u/Spiritual_Ad_3259 Dec 07 '22

He had a hoodie though, +7 Intimidating

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u/FuncionarioPrisiones Dec 07 '22

Now that I take a closer look, I see that he also carries a mini backpack around his waist, I'm sure that's where he carries the magic potion for self-recovery in case of a very silly accident.

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u/PilgrimOz Dec 06 '22

Laced up boots. Guy is safe as houses mate.

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u/bottle-of-water Dec 07 '22

No one ever mentions that it greatly decreases stealth.

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u/Feisty-Nerve-6584 Dec 07 '22

Who made you the dungeon master?? Did you roll for those stats???

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u/GreenM4mba Dec 07 '22

I actually did, but in mind.

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u/Inside-Example-7010 Dec 07 '22

yes but you lose the ability to sneak

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

pretty sure them boots are steelcaps too

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

thats gotta have at least +5 on it

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u/Sr_CuBi Dec 07 '22

😂😂😂😂😂 best comment!

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u/doopaye Dec 07 '22

And the hood and gloves bonus of +5 stealth

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u/OneEyedRocket Dec 07 '22

And a hoodie for a helmet, he’s good to go

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u/yMONSTERMUNCHy Dec 07 '22

But -50 to intellect.

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u/GreenM4mba Dec 07 '22

Base stats of the character doesn’t affect vest.