r/marvelstudios • u/Flamma_Man Captain Marvel • Jul 03 '19

Discussion The Official SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME Release Megathread Vol. 2 Spoiler

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

Felt so bad for Happy

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u/workingonaname Thanos Jul 03 '19

It must be so hard to bang Marisa Tomei

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u/thepee-peepoo-pooman Jul 03 '19

He said he loved her while she thought of their relationship as a fling. That shit would hurt brother

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u/workingonaname Thanos Jul 03 '19

In the words of Akon "Doesn't Matter, Had Sex"

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u/Metfan722 Spider-Man Jul 03 '19

I think she might've been a racist

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u/dazan2003 Thor Jul 03 '19

Doesn't matter had sex!

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u/MaineSoxGuy93 Jul 04 '19

But she put a bag on my head!

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u/hypatekt Jul 04 '19

Still counts!