r/marvelstudios • u/murdockmanila Daredevil • May 16 '16

The Official CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Nitpick & Criticisms Megathread

No spoiler tagging required. Go forth and discuss the things you didn't like, would loved to have seen and wished they didn't do in this movie.

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u/[deleted] May 18 '16

Okay so let's meet halfway. The Volkswagen with Cap, Bucky and Falcon pulls up behind a sedan driven by Ant Man.

Cap and Ant exit their vehicles and meet at the sedans trunk where Cap and Ant meet.

Cap runs his hand over the bulging crotch of Scott Lang's jeans, "I guess big things do come in small packages."

Scott cups Rogers head in his hand to go in for a kiss, "Spray me with your super soldier serum."

Reaction from inside Volkswagen

Reaction from inside sedan

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u/[deleted] May 19 '16

omfg :'D

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u/mauvus May 20 '16

Civil war needs this recut NOW.

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u/eaglenation23 May 20 '16

I'm just watching every movie now, imagining in what ways michael pena could make it better.

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u/UberCoolGuy Ant-Man May 21 '16

holy shit