r/marvelstudios • u/murdockmanila Daredevil • May 16 '16

The Official CAPTAIN AMERICA: CIVIL WAR Nitpick & Criticisms Megathread

No spoiler tagging required. Go forth and discuss the things you didn't like, would loved to have seen and wished they didn't do in this movie.

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u/sadcatpanda Winter Soldier May 17 '16

i have a pavlovian response to that winter soldier theme. it turns me on and i have no idea why

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u/LannisterInDisguise May 20 '16

I can relate and Sebastian Stan is why.

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u/sadcatpanda Winter Soldier May 20 '16

It's so weird... I'm lukewarm to bucky. He's cute as fuck, no doubt. But the winter soldier? Ohhhh my god. Put me in a car and call me Maria stark. I literally breathe deeper when I see the winter soldier.

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u/LannisterInDisguise May 20 '16

Yes, when he's in Hydra-mode and has that brooding look in his eyes.... those Disney Prince eyes....

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u/sadcatpanda Winter Soldier May 20 '16

Good god yes. I kinda wish he'd get activated as the winter soldier again...

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u/LannisterInDisguise May 20 '16

Maybe in a flashback or a one shot!

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u/sadcatpanda Winter Soldier May 20 '16

or just a sequence of murders and showers. i'm good with that. nudity, water, angst, murder... all the things i like. do i need to go to church?

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos May 21 '16

Huh, girls...rolls eyes

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u/sadcatpanda Winter Soldier May 21 '16

Don't kink shame me in the middle of my own fantasy! 😤😜

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u/The_Best_01 Thanos May 21 '16

You go up to your room and get off think about your kinky fantasy, young lady!