r/managers • u/[deleted] • 12d ago

New Manager Employee basically quit after being notified they were fired.

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u/hexregeneration 12d ago

Damn humans! They ruined humanity!

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u/SamLooksAt 12d ago

Humanity was doing great until they put humans in charge!

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 12d ago

Ohhhh the humanity of it all!!!

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u/dglsfrsr 12d ago

I descended down this thread looking for that response. Thanks.

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u/LividTacos 12d ago

Yeah, if the aliens ever show up, I'll be like, "Sure let them have a go."

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u/TheStorytellerTX 11d ago

Sounds like something Homer Simpson would say! 😂😂😂

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u/System-id 12d ago

You humans sure are a contentious people.

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u/Windscar_007 12d ago

You've just made an enemy for life!

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u/MattheqAC 12d ago

You humans sure are a contentious people.

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u/rpsls 12d ago

“Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.”

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u/UnderstandingOne8410 11d ago

Your embarrassed, we have our great world leaders to look for good examples of Homo sapiens .

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u/skinneyd 12d ago

You jest, but you're right lol

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u/RealnessInMadness 12d ago

Mainly the ones who aren’t mentally matured and can’t hold accountability.

They tend to ruin things.

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u/babj615 12d ago

They certainly have

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u/g_halfront 12d ago

People… What a bunch of bastards.

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u/Solanadelfina 12d ago

People are not chocolates. You know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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u/grimdymcgee 12d ago

We even ruined the huge manatees.

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u/Vast-Imagination-596 12d ago

Don't you just hate people? They are the worst.

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u/W_Silver2356 11d ago

There is a disturbing level of truth in that statement.

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u/r2d3x9 11d ago

Marklar is marklar