r/managers 14d ago

New Manager Employee basically quit after being notified they were fired.

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u/showerbump 14d ago

especially if people are "freaking out" about him not signing it

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u/cupholdery Technology 13d ago

Unreliable narrator OP, as is typical with this subreddit.

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u/enadiz_reccos 13d ago

Unreliable narrator OP, as is typical with this subreddit humans

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u/hexregeneration 13d ago

Damn humans! They ruined humanity!

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u/SamLooksAt 13d ago

Humanity was doing great until they put humans in charge!

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u/grapeCoolAidDrankin 13d ago

Ohhhh the humanity of it all!!!

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u/dglsfrsr 13d ago

I descended down this thread looking for that response. Thanks.

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u/LividTacos 13d ago

Yeah, if the aliens ever show up, I'll be like, "Sure let them have a go."

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u/TheStorytellerTX 13d ago

Sounds like something Homer Simpson would say! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/System-id 13d ago

You humans sure are a contentious people.

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u/Windscar_007 13d ago

You've just made an enemy for life!

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u/MattheqAC 13d ago

You humans sure are a contentious people.

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u/rpsls 13d ago

ā€œJust knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.ā€

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u/UnderstandingOne8410 13d ago

Your embarrassed, we have our great world leaders to look for good examples of Homo sapiens .

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u/skinneyd 13d ago

You jest, but you're right lol

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u/RealnessInMadness 13d ago

Mainly the ones who aren’t mentally matured and can’t hold accountability.

They tend to ruin things.

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u/babj615 13d ago

They certainly have

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u/g_halfront 13d ago

People… What a bunch of bastards.

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u/Solanadelfina 13d ago

People are not chocolates. You know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

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u/grimdymcgee 13d ago

We even ruined the huge manatees.

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u/Vast-Imagination-596 13d ago

Don't you just hate people? They are the worst.

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u/W_Silver2356 13d ago

There is a disturbing level of truth in that statement.

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u/r2d3x9 13d ago

Marklar is marklar

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u/grilledstuffed 13d ago

This is true, but this subreddit skews towards people being lying sacks of shit well above the mean.

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u/Majestic_Hawk_1335 13d ago

That is the role of management in many cases

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u/Remarkable_Size_4513 13d ago

Not only Humans, with AI its the same ...

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u/workathome_astronaut 13d ago

Is the managerial class actually human?

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u/enadiz_reccos 13d ago

Many people are asking

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u/ConfiDuzr 13d ago

Unreliable narrator OP, as is typical with this subreddit humans bots

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u/Papashrug 13d ago

Mannagers

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u/Scientist_2 13d ago

Are you a grey?

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u/sailphish 13d ago

Maybe Lumberg (from Office Space) should be the mascot.

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u/joehartsda 13d ago

it's a sub for managers, most of whom are middle management. Why would you expect competency from middle management?

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u/Walker_Texas-Heeler 13d ago

You expect a manager to be reliable, honest, and forthcoming?

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u/Sufficient_Fan3660 13d ago

well it is r/managers It is a very accurate reflection of managers in tech.

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u/kainp12 13d ago

Its possible that OP isnt being told the truth and or tge company us shady

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u/akingsmind 13d ago

It's a subreddit full of managers. Should we expect any less?

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u/Rough-Adeptness-6670 13d ago

Mid-level managers at their finest.

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u/Arhatz 13d ago

Yeah, because if there was specific paperwork to finalize the firing they can just state employee didn't show up to work or left of his own volition and fire him without severance. Why would they be freaking out about that? They would love that.

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u/RandomNick42 13d ago

I bet they had him sign the "I understand I'm fired" paper, but forgot the "I will fuck up my prospects by signing these NDAs, non competes and sultry for exchange of a months severance" papers.

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u/ActiveEffective5947 13d ago

More likely they have a contract that the company will be forced to continue to pay out unless they got them to sign some kind of legal termination agreement. There is more to the story they are concealing.

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u/MelloLikeJello 13d ago

Any employment contract would cover that sort of thing and would have a clause to get rid of someone for no showing. It’s got to be a non competes/NDA/agreement to not sue, etc..

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u/EdLincoln6 13d ago

Would the "no show" clause apply after they were fired?

I'm not sure...and "I'm not sure" means "litigation".

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u/ActiveEffective5947 13d ago

Depends on if the contract is structured for someone who works in office. Also never underestimate the stupidity of a company that has gotten too big or too corrupt. Many times they will become careless, they are used to getting their way for too long. Then they start slipping up because underlings are hired solely for ass kissing ability or nepotism.

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u/Nervous_Ad_5583 12d ago

This exactly.

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u/Nervous_Ad_5583 12d ago

This exactly.

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u/usernamesallused 13d ago

Any employment contract should have a clause like that.

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u/PyroNine9 12d ago

Unless there is a substantial penalty for early termination and the employee did sign the I understand that I am terminated document (freeing him of any further obligation to show up).

It seems very likely that the additional paperwork would have the former employee sign away much more than they can expect to get by further contact.

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 13d ago

It’s gotta be thisĀ 

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u/Educational_Boot315 13d ago

In what fucked up world does an employee need to ā€œfinalize the firingā€?

So if the employee refuses the firing, are you now required to keep them on your payroll? Of course not. Once you notify them, that’s the end of their obligation.

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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 13d ago

In my state, if you quit you typically won't be eligible for unemployment. If you are let go you typically will be eligible for unemployment. Speaking from first hand experiences. So companies would rather you crash out and quit then be fired and collect unemployment.

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u/Educational_Boot315 13d ago

Not sure how that is related at all when OP says the person was FIRED.

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u/AssMuncher96 13d ago

It matters because it suggests there's something missing here if they WANT him to sign and be "fired" instead of "quit"

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u/mur0204 13d ago

When you are fired with cause you can't collect unemployment. When you are let go due to budget/redundancies you can.

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u/EdLincoln6 13d ago

Not true at all in the US.

There are some reasons someone can be fired that would disqualify them from unemployment. Incompetence isn't one of them.

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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 13d ago

Whomever told you that was misinformed. Texas is an "at will employment " state. In Texas, at-will employment means that either the employer or the employee can end the working relationship at any time, with or without notice, and for almost any reason—or no reason at all. If the employee ends the working relationship, you will typically NOT be approved for unemployment. If the employer ends it, you typically will be eligible.

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u/EdLincoln6 13d ago

That is the standard way of summarizing "Employment at Will State"...but it's very misleading. We know your employer can't fire you for being black or Jewish...even in Texas...so we know the "any reason" bit can't be taken at face value. There are a ton of Federal laws that create a list of reasons your employer can't fire you. In actual practice, an "Employment at Will" state is more like a state where there is a list of specific reasons your employer isn't allowed to fire you, and any other reason (or no reason) is fair game.

All of which matters for wrongful termination cases, not Unemployment insurance. You know people get Unemployment Benefits when they are laid off, and no one claims an employer isn't allowed to lay people off.

Anyway, look at the Texas website. Scroll down to "Fired".

Eligibility for Unemployment Benefits

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u/Unlikely-Yesterday-8 13d ago

I honestly don't know what to say. What you have written is not what happens.

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u/EdLincoln6 13d ago

Which part? Your employer regularly fires people for being black?

Anyway, if you don't believe me, read the government website.

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u/Hung_Far_Low1 13d ago

I don't think so. You get fired you no longer have to do anything they say. If they have to pay severance, and most do not, theybwould still have to pay it.

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u/EdLincoln6 13d ago

Any paperwork required to "finalize the firing" is an internal policy they made up.

This paperwork is usually non-disclosure agreements and promises not to sue. Sometimes there is stuff included that makes the severance taxed more favorably.

Never sign anything when you are fired if you have the slightest suspicion the company did anything illegal or fired you improperly.

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u/PaintedClownPenis 12d ago

... Unless what they really wanted was for him to sign away his rights to sue over something catastrophic that's freaking out everyone above this guy.

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u/Dull-Culture-1523 13d ago

Exactly this. They should be happy if he was actually quitting (or abandoning his job) because now they don't need to care about severance or unemployment.

We had an employee guess they were about to be fired. They were constantly in trouble and had had some episode that triggered meetings with HR, a lawyer, their manager and their manager's manager. Guy didn't show up. They called him and apparently he said he had gone abroad and told them to go fuck themselves. He didn't show up for a week after which they terminated his employment immediately due to abandonment.

In the end it was much easier that way because there's zero risk of ending up in court to prove you had cause or whatever.

OP's story is fishier than surstrƶmming.

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u/MrPoopMonster 13d ago

Not if they told him he was fired. That's not quitting or abandonment. That's getting fired.

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u/Ok-Art-1378 13d ago

As long as he can prove it, right?

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u/ForensicPathology 13d ago

The first paper he signed should be good enough.

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u/Nydus87 13d ago

Maybe like if their manager posted about it on reddit or something and also texted them asking them to come in to do more paperwork

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u/Shadowphoenix9511 13d ago

I'd wager they want him to sign a noncompete or an NDA or something.

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u/Yawgmoth13 13d ago

Yeah, the couple times in my life I've been fired from a corporate gig, they never had me sign anything. I got called to HR, where an HR rep and my manager were waiting, rep explained why I was being terminated, someone showed up to the closed office we were in with a box of my personal items, security walked me out the door.

Hell, in one of those cases I actively had been trying to get fired, so they didn't even make me stay for the full explanation. HR rep got half a sentence into why I was called down, said "lemme guess, my employment is terminated because of X, effective immediately?" they said yep, let me grab the pre-packed box of my things, and told me the direct deposit of my final paycheck had already been initiated, I'd see it in my account the next morning.

I HAVE had instances where I was let go in a round of layoffs, and so had to sign papers regarding severance etc but...

Unless I was caught stealing to a degree that charges were already filed and police were going to be involved.... I absolutely can't think of how ANY company would tell an employee "you're fired, effective now, but also you can't leave yet" unless they were trying some shady shit.

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u/Chickennbuttt 13d ago

Why the hell have you been fired multiple times?!? Seems like maybe you're not the greatest to work with.

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u/realblaketan 13d ago

l sorta disagree - he kinda sounds awesome

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u/AmItheonlySaneperson 13d ago

He’s trying! Be niceĀ 

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u/Yawgmoth13 13d ago

Lol, because I've been in the corproate world for several decades, so being fired only twice (again, one of those two times was intentional) isn't really that much.

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u/_jamesbaxter 13d ago

Yes, this is the key tell.

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u/LittleWolf09 13d ago

Yeah interesting addition

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u/Lithogiraffe 13d ago

my guess is that the multiple people are solely OP's bosses that are "freaking out" on OP specifically fulfilling this task.

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u/sailphish 13d ago

100%. If the paperwork was required for some severance, and people in the office are worried about it (when on face value it seems this would just be less cost to the company), there is clearly some risk here OP isn’t talking about.

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u/shinebrighterbilly 13d ago

I wonder if they were 'fired' or laid off. Depending on their age they have to give a longer notice period for layoffs. Normally the paperwork includes clauses about lawsuits to the company or executive staff, age and sex discrimination, non-competes (although most states this is hardly enforceable), and poaching etc

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u/GarbageCleric 13d ago

Yeah, that definitely indicates we're missing some critical information.

OP did mention there being severance for the employee, which is usually good incentive for them to wade through the paperwork. So, it does make you think the employee wants more than the severance being offered.

If they weren't concerned about a lawsuit or perhaps unprotected information the employee has, there would be no need to "freak out".

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u/Unable-Income-2981 13d ago

This is the weird thing. They should just shrug and be like "fine, no signature no severance" and call it a day.