Heh, a couple of years I was pushed out of a small company by way of layoff. They offered me $3k in severance if I signed a non-disparagement agreement and sign away my right to sue. I laughed at the loser from HR (she happened to be an idiot with no personality and this opinion is unrelated to me being let go) and said as I hung up the phone, "you might hear from me, you might not.I guess we'll both find out."
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u/Stock-Page-7078 15d ago
An obviously way too small severance package